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what are the two best things about america? the military and the gig economy of course. i present to you: fightr. use your phone to remotely schedule small to medium scale wars on neighbouring towns and cities

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i'm a c-list mastodon celebrity, available for tv commercials for car dealerships and hardware stores to run on that one uhf station during the state high school basketball playoffs

Going to start learning this on the banjo. Wish me luck.

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Yesterday an FBI agent with the JTTF walked into a shelter here in Portland asking for a particular staff member who had picked up donations from Occupy ICE PDX. When shelter staff asked for a warrant (like total pros!!), the agent promptly left, leaving a business card.

Never talk to law enforcement. Anything you say WILL be used against you and your community. If approached in public, ask “Am I being detained?” If not, walk away. Always use your right to remain silent.

[email protected] - @Aristophon hey yall im not moving instances. i just wanna say that ITS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE ME BOOSTS. thanks

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i don’t want to go to work. boost if you want to either dismantle the oppressive structures of capitalism or touch those beans

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back when i was a kid my parents wouldnt let me read harry potter cuz they thought it was satanist, and i wish that other people's parents had done that too

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.social mods don’t read this 

You damned dirt-bag Left, garbage Twitter refugees: Support OUR
R TROOPS by listening to their song! youtu.be/tqe7LpBUzqU

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boost this to let my followers know i'm on a new instance, and also because i like the little boopy notification sound

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new meme: slander salamander, the lizard that just talks shit all the time

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On this Labor Day, please boost this toot in appreciation of the hard work Bear does patrolling my living room for fuzzy things in the air.

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When you've had an exhausting eight hour day of licking your own butt hole.

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This Labor Day, let’s think about the real Labor Day: May 1.

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I've been mistaken as trans by TERFs online almost every time because they cannot fathom a person who likes and stands up for trans people but doesn't have any other vested interest beyond basic human decency

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