Memzy @[email protected]

I've been laughing for the past 5 minutes at the idea of "gay space disease".

Macduff said to Macbeth that he was "untimely ripped from mother's womb". Radical way to say caesarean.

I want to live on Europa. It'd be fucking sick.

I return, alive still!

@KMemzy Helmet and mask combo, I should clarify.

These types of masks are so fucking cool, man.

Feelin' good today
Skies are clear and the sun is warm
Blue sweater-shirt
and cargo shorts

The young lads ought to watch their tones, for I have lead aplenty!

It's a long way to freedom

If you hadn't yet realized, I am very tired and very horny--a terrifying combination.

I fucking simped for the Father guy in Kids Next Door. I don't know why, but I am so attracted to the 50s stereotype of the average guy.

Albert Einstein's urethra.

That's it. That's the whole post.