I've been laughing for the past 5 minutes at the idea of "gay space disease".

Macduff said to Macbeth that he was "untimely ripped from mother's womb". Radical way to say caesarean.

I want to live on Europa. It'd be fucking sick.

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Feelin' good today
Skies are clear and the sun is warm
Blue sweater-shirt
and cargo shorts

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The young lads ought to watch their tones, for I have lead aplenty!

If you hadn't yet realized, I am very tired and very horny--a terrifying combination.

I fucking simped for the Father guy in Kids Next Door. I don't know why, but I am so attracted to the 50s stereotype of the average guy.

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Albert Einstein's urethra.

That's it. That's the whole post.

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