Lives a comfortable life. Holds reasonable ambitions. By all accounts, a perfectly functional human being.
I've been laughing for the past 5 minutes at the idea of "gay space disease".
Macduff said to Macbeth that he was "untimely ripped from mother's womb". Radical way to say caesarean.
I want to live on Europa. It'd be fucking sick.
I return, alive still!
@KMemzy Helmet and mask combo, I should clarify.
These types of masks are so fucking cool, man.
Feelin' good todaySkies are clear and the sun is warmBlue sweater-shirtand cargo shorts
The young lads ought to watch their tones, for I have lead aplenty!
It's a long way to freedom
If you hadn't yet realized, I am very tired and very horny--a terrifying combination.
I fucking simped for the Father guy in Kids Next Door. I don't know why, but I am so attracted to the 50s stereotype of the average guy.
Gains and losses in the House based on the new census.
Albert Einstein's urethra.
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