@vriska I vehemently hate sleeping. But if I am incredibly sleep-depraved, I'll take a weird short black-out nap. It's like your phone dying so you put it on the charger only until it'll turn on again.
@belgarion I would have given anything to have been bully-fucked in a locker room.
Sadly that fantasy is nothing more but a fantasy indeed.
@Moon I don't know what I'd do without Solitaire, Tetris, and Minesweeper. There's are reason they're so popular.
@JeffPow On pure numbers, more people die from car crashes than plane wrecks. I don't know if the disparity matches up per capita, though. Whatever case, I'd fly all the time if I could afford it. I love the feeling of being off the ground.
Lives a comfortable life. Holds reasonable ambitions. By all accounts, a perfectly functional human being.
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