John Cleaver @[email protected]

Gotta call the front desk, this stupid microwave won't give me back my hot pocket

Bring back RSS.

Police are already using face recognition to monitor citizens. We’re backing a law in Massachusetts that could help lead the way to defending privacy from government face surveillance. https://protonmail.com/blog/face-surveillance-moratorium/

RT @[email protected]
Bug report: This operation never terminates.
Me: There’s literally no way you could possibly know that.

But I want to change that. I want a Fediverse for the small account, by the small account. That’s why I’m proud to announce my candidacy for 2020 admin elections. I’m running for the position of Eugen because I believe we can return to the days of our foreposters, when boosts and favs flowed free — instead of being siphoned up by a small cabal of cloutlords.

#LuigiForEugen #Luigi2020

*hyperventilating*

A shout of appreciation into the fediverse for the JOY!!! of our domain names. I’m on tootplanet.space??? Or sunbeam.city??? Or wandering.shop? Y’all are on places like jorts.horse? How beautiful are all of these! How open-world

Surprise, surprise, Raspberry Pi 4 has been launched!

Faster CPU, dual 4k HDMI support, up to 4GB RAM, USB type C, USB3 and (finally!) no more bottlenecking the ethernet port over USB2: full gigabit speeds!

Also: same old price 😍

Actually, every person is an NPC. There is no player character.

Ambopteryx is a dinosaur with bat wings. Not a pterosaur either, but an actual dinosaur.

So basically, dragons actually existed on Earth, but they were only as big as sparrows.

Well, okay then. I delay watching GoT by one day, and apparently I basically can’t use social media at all for that whole day.

When you find that someone hasn't seen something everyone else already had, don't make fun - be glad. They're still able to watch it for the very first time.

And maybe, if you offer, they'll watch it with you?

📀

A very special moment that @[email protected] is sure to love: a student at the @[email protected] @[email protected] sprints closes the most metal of issues #666, fixing a non-trivial layout issue after 2 days of debugging. Congrats, @[email protected] 🤘