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So I guess now that mastodon survived the hype I can join too... 🤔

RT @co_up
🙌we also want to take this opportunity to send a round of thanks to our company supporters @Asquera, @bitcrowd, @Camunda, @cobot_me, @Ecosia, @evenly_io, @Neighbourh00die, @usenextjournal, @port_zer0, @talent_io_de & to our individual supporters!

RT @vuejs_berlin
Hey all We just released our new episode of . This time with two guests @jpschroeder & @atharva3010. We talked about @VueFormulate or @tailwindcss and other interesting stuff. Enjoy 💚
@VueNewsletter @vuejs @koehr_in @SedRicKCZ
youtu.be/KayC7pRFyCE

RT @vuejs_berlin
Hey , after a month break. We are back with our Vue.js // Berlin meetup. We will have a talk from
@atharva3010 and @jpschroeder. Than talk from
@fimion and our with Justin. Join us tomorrow (8.9.2020 at 7pm CET) See yaa. 💚 youtu.be/Icxt85cNPLE

RT @SofiaAjram
the most powerful punctuation mark in existence

RT @Foone
Yesterday I had a lot of retweets and reddit posts and such for playing Doom on a pregnancy test.
But as I explained then, it wasn't really PLAYING on a pregnancy test, it was just a video being played back, not an interactive game.

Well, now it is. It's Pregnancy Test Doom!

koehr boosted

RT @aral
Remember folks, it’s not murder if you’re wearing a uniform and killing people who look different to you on the other side of the world.

We call that bravery, not murder.

So get it right, ok?

RT @WeDontHaveTime
Sudan suffers devastating flood as Nile rises to highest level in over a century. More than 100 people dead, almost 100000 homes destroyed and about half a million people are homeless.

twitter.com/i/status/130222386

koehr boosted

Interesting floating-point summation tip [ twitter.com/raymondh/status/13 ]:

"Raymond Hettinger @raymondh

floating point ninja tip: Use parentheses to regroup sums to minimize accumulated round-off error.

Instead of:
a + b + c + d + e + f + g + h

Write:
((a + b) + (c + d)) + ((e + f) + (g + h))

Note, the total work is unchanged."

For more on this see [ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pairwise ]

Sitting here with good coffee, a delicious cake and reasonably good wifi. And someone really asks me how I am. Is this even a question?!

koehr boosted

Can we please, please – PLEASE! not make the nonsensical US date format month/day/year the default in applications? 🤦‍♂️

PRE 👏 TTY 👏 PLEASE

And to all users of that format: it makes no sense, it's counter-intuitive, it makes collaboration frustrating, it introduces inconsistencies and errors... Just stop. Please. Use international standards.
(And don't get me started on your other units of weights, volumes and distances. Bloody hell.)

Boost if I'm right.

Did I tell y'all about twtxt already? Check mine out here: koehr.in/twtxt.txt

RT @shengfui
Heutzutage wird man schon in die rechte Ecke gestellt, nur weil man bei gleichzeitigem Schwenken von Reichskriegsflaggen versucht hat, den Reichstag zu stürmen, um die Regierung abzusetzen.

RT @KilledByAPixel
Tiny Sprite Generator ✌️😷
dwitter.net/d/19786

for(i=82;i--;T(f=m=>x.fillRect(S?0:70+t*60%19*99-X*m,S?0:8+Y*8+(t*3|0)*98,a=S?2e3:8,a,S=0))>9||S?T(T=e=>Math.random()*255)**2/2e3>X*X+(Y-5)**2&&f(8)+f(-8):x.fillStyle=R(T(),T(),T()))X=i&7,Y=i>>3

RT @stephanpalagan
Die Dame, die in der völlig bekloppten „Linksextremismus“-Ausgabe des @GdPPresse-Magazins die Titelgeschichte schrieb, und auch bereits in der rechtsradikalen „Achse des Guten“ veröffentlichte, ist nun Extremismusbeauftragte einer Polizeihochschule.

Das passt ja mal wieder. twitter.com/krim_rub/status/12

RT @halkeye
Screw chaos monkey randomly shutting down production machines to test resiliency

People should be given random vacation days to see what knowledge isn't distributed

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