For the man who has everything, a combination watch winder and storage safe. :blobthonkang:

Ever notice that rich old white dudes have the loudest most obnoxious ringtones?

"Merchandise" at car dealers always cracks me up. Especially those for luxury marques.

E.g. a branded carbon fibre pen.

Look, it's a fancy biro. There are so many nice pens out there that are worthy of your $20.

I hope the guy who got mad at the napkin dispenser at the store this morning has found inner peace.

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Disabling adblock in order to feel closer to the outside world

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Refilled one of the fountain pens last night then left it at home this morning :blob_cry:

"Is 5G a CIA Plot?"

If you haven't stopped reading Forbes perhaps this headline will finally change your mind.

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Do people still watch The Daily Show?

I just realised that nobody I know has even mentioned it since Jon Stewart left...

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Haven't kept up with Peanuts myself, but it's nice all the same to see so many people talking about the latest #Linus plotline on my timeline

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reasons to make a blog post instead of posting on Medium:

nobody cares if your blog post has minor compositional flaws and doesn't read like an article someone got paid $250 to write

which, by the way, you're not

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Today's notes:

1. Shirts with 1980's graphic shape patterns are apparently in.

2. ANOTHER pair of bell-bottom jeans has been spotted in the wild. Spotters are notified to be on the alert.

The downside of this of course is that I now have to wait an hour and a half for the doughnuts to arrive ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ

I'm the first person in the office today. Where's my prize/wooden spoon?

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