For the man who has everything, a combination watch winder and storage safe.
Ever notice that rich old white dudes have the loudest most obnoxious ringtones?
"Merchandise" at car dealers always cracks me up. Especially those for luxury marques.
E.g. a branded carbon fibre pen.
Look, it's a fancy biro. There are so many nice pens out there that are worthy of your $20.
I hope the guy who got mad at the napkin dispenser at the store this morning has found inner peace.
Disabling adblock in order to feel closer to the outside world
Refilled one of the fountain pens last night then left it at home this morning
"Is 5G a CIA Plot?"
If you haven't stopped reading Forbes perhaps this headline will finally change your mind.
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Do people still watch The Daily Show?
I just realised that nobody I know has even mentioned it since Jon Stewart left...
Haven't kept up with Peanuts myself, but it's nice all the same to see so many people talking about the latest #Linus plotline on my timeline
reasons to make a blog post instead of posting on Medium:
nobody cares if your blog post has minor compositional flaws and doesn't read like an article someone got paid $250 to write
which, by the way, you're not
American Vandal Season 2 (no spoilers) Show more
Just finished the second season and its good. Not quite as refreshing as the first season, but the message is more mature, more nuanced, and a good bit darker.
It also isn't as outrightly funny, but that's probably intentional.
Overall it was worth the time spent over ten episodes.
Current status: caffeinated
The downside of this of course is that I now have to wait an hour and a half for the doughnuts to arrive 🍩🍩🍩
I'm the first person in the office today. Where's my prize/wooden spoon?
Will talk about cartoons if provoked.
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