Pete Moss @PeteMoss@mstdn.io

For the man who has everything, a combination watch winder and storage safe.

Ever notice that rich old white dudes have the loudest most obnoxious ringtones?

"Merchandise" at car dealers always cracks me up. Especially those for luxury marques.

E.g. a branded carbon fibre pen.

Look, it's a fancy biro. There are so many nice pens out there that are worthy of your $20.

I hope the guy who got mad at the napkin dispenser at the store this morning has found inner peace.

Refilled one of the fountain pens last night then left it at home this morning

"Is 5G a CIA Plot?"

If you haven't stopped reading Forbes perhaps this headline will finally change your mind.

I went to a comic convention once and spent most of the time judging the non-cosplayers fashion choices.

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Do people still watch The Daily Show?

I just realised that nobody I know has even mentioned it since Jon Stewart left...

Just finished the second season and its good. Not quite as refreshing as the first season, but the message is more mature, more nuanced, and a good bit darker.

It also isn't as outrightly funny, but that's probably intentional.

Overall it was worth the time spent over ten episodes.

So i see @xj9 finally got an XJ-9 avatar.

Today's #fashion notes:

1. Shirts with 1980's graphic shape patterns are apparently in.

2. ANOTHER pair of bell-bottom jeans has been spotted in the wild. Spotters are notified to be on the alert.

Current status: caffeinated

The downside of this of course is that I now have to wait an hour and a half for the doughnuts to arrive 🍩🍩🍩

I'm the first person in the office today. Where's my prize/wooden spoon?