TFW your visitors want to visit [generic chain restaurant] for dinner :think_bread:

· SubwayTooter · 1 · 0 · 1

I don't even need to name the place but you already know what's on the menu:

🔵 'gourmet' burgers
🔵 Steaks (from feedlot-raised, corn fed cows)
🔵 Generic salad straight from the fridge
🔵 A single seafood dish (source unknown)
🔵 'Apps to share!'
🔵 A mountain of sugar for desert

Bonus points!
🔵 Drinks 'specials'
🔵 Bread while-u-wait
🔵 Edgy/Hip names for menu items

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