TFW your visitors want to visit [generic chain restaurant] for dinner :think_bread:

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I don't even need to name the place but you already know what's on the menu:

πŸ”΅ 'gourmet' burgers
πŸ”΅ Steaks (from feedlot-raised, corn fed cows)
πŸ”΅ Generic salad straight from the fridge
πŸ”΅ A single seafood dish (source unknown)
πŸ”΅ 'Apps to share!'
πŸ”΅ A mountain of sugar for desert

Bonus points!
πŸ”΅ Drinks 'specials'
πŸ”΅ Bread while-u-wait
πŸ”΅ Edgy/Hip names for menu items

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