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Not a day goes by that I don't become more convinced that people should have to acquire a license in order to operate Microsoft Word.

Keeping the fingers crossed that the apocalypse doesn't happen before I take delivery of the motorbike later this week 🤞

What helped clear my clogged sinuses?

Patented drugs created by huge teams of scientists over many years and extensive testing at a vast multi-national pharmaceutical firm. :no:

A hot water bottle on my face :blobthumbsup:

I'm reviewing this revised report and my confidence in their work took a real dive when I saw they left in my own comment on page 3.

When you realise that animal crackers are really just rich tea biscuits :blobsathy:

This predictably brings flashbacks to the 90s-00s when you had to very carefully check the hardware and software requirements on product boxes lest you spend your hard-earned money on something that wouldn't run on your machine.

Fan feckin' tastic.

GoToMyPC, the 'access your PC from anywhere' software apparently isn't compatible with Linux 😡

The bland interface of is perfect for accurately reflecting the grinding drudgery that is job-hunting

Currently trying out Microsoft's Azure DevOps and I'm trying to figure out why 'work items' don't show up on the kanban boards and vice versa. :blobwaitwhat:

Today's #PrimeDay #Deals:

Half a snake 🐍
Two rolls of toilet paper taped together
The bones of Ole Willie
A special edition re-release of The Bible with the bits about adultery removed
A painting of two dogs smooching

I'm sad to report but I've been dragged kicking and screaming into yet another week.

The English royal family is no different from entertainment celebrities now. End it already.

Finally, the fediverse icon mosaic is finished - and I love the result :blobheartcat:

#art #mastoart #fediverse #inkscape

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