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absolutely cursed image. its piss and shit in a bowl 

y'all know wtf is up

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A bowl of cereal, but instead of cereal, its shit, and instead of milk, its piss

@ the people that follow me here and not on @geet: hey yall

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hey im thinking about moving to a different instance, which one do yall think i should move to?

peeing exclusively in banks is praxis

hey im thinking about moving to a different instance, which one do yall think i should move to?

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Kidd Radd? More like Kidd Ba-

wait, hang on. I'm receiving news that I liked Kid Radd and recommend it to people when given the option

More like... Kidd Goodd

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some people got involved with anarchism or communism through youtube or podcasts, some people got involved through their community or friends - i got involved through the heartfelt lyrics of “you suffer” by napalm death

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honestly why haven’t we had a day on masto where everyone posted about the blue man group. their very existence seems like a prime masto meme

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Is it just me or is this trend of censoring a dogs genitalia in photographs like, fucking really weird?

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anybody else Real Nervous about the sudden prevalence of the words "sociopath" and "psychopath" in the titles of recommended videos on YouTube? one of them is literally "7 Signs You're Dealing with a Psychopath" — ah, yes, let's teach people to diagnose their peers with pathologies even psychiatry doesn't endorse anymore whenever they're annoyed!

can't wait to find out what incredibly fucked-up way sane people are gonna use this to dehumanize [target of the hour]

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Can't wait for July 5th when I can stock up on half off fireworks. That bitch Ashley won't even know what hit her

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Food 

I just realized... I can buy tater tots. I'm an adult and they sell them at the store.

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why would you go through the trouble of building a machine to travel into the future instead of just waiting for a bit

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"Actually I'm proud to be called a snowflake," I type my clever retort in the local news Facebook comments "and a cuck!"

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I get so pissed off when someone calls me a "snowflake". how dare you imply I an beautiful and unique. fuckin jerk

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