Where can I buy the whole album?
Boost this boost if you boost boosts
Medio mundo gritando el partido de la sele menos uno porque el trabajo... 🇵🇦🇵🇦🇵🇦🇵🇦
Should I post more lynxes?
☐ yes
☐ heck yes
2018: begging your parents to stop watching so much TV because it rots their brains / not to believe everything they read on the internet
Me getting home
Dance like you're using the entropy generated by your movement to create cryptographic keys
@angristan hey dude sorry to bother, I usually just lurk here and log in for the lols, but what are you going to do with the "Brazilian" bots spamming mstdn.io?
It's already past midnight in RJ/SP (where most of them "seem" to come from) yet some of them keep tooting nonsense 24/7 like there's no tomorrow.
Fuck cancer. Seriously.
"I thought you would have a hoard of gold," the knight said.
"We sleep on what we treasure," the dragon replied.
"So where is your bed?"
The dragon shrugged, transformed into a cat, and jumped up on the knight's lap. "Here, if I may?"
"You may," he smiled.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
To anyone feeling down and in pain right now, always remember that you survived this long and has been through a lot. You're strong and you can make it! Don't give up~!
Introducing Anthony Cooke, he is about to learn the true potential of human perversion as his neighbor calmly applies cottage cheese to his pork chops... in The Twilight Zone.
It's been a weird and annoying couple of days; been riddled with anxiety, brain running on overdrive and just generally feeling lousy.
So a couple hours ago I sat down, and started to draw a floof.
And it's possibly the floofiest lil' floof I've ever drawn. Fluffy textures are had to get right and I'm not 100% satisfied with this attempt...
But it's a nice lil floof anyhow, and I'm slightly less yucked than before so yay 🙂
This grumpy gnome is counting the minutes for its shift to end!
HTTP 518 Little stressed right now, can you come back later
Please unfollow me so I can reduce my server bill
This is why I love this instance
