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Philly Enbear (it's 🐏 season)  

Lmao

Letting
My
Ass
Out

Thank you for your time

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Philly Enbear (it's 🐏 season)  

Someone linked the plz throw dog under Thea refusing to let go of her toy so... here is the real life version of that

Dog, eye contact

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Philly Enbear (it's 🐏 season)  

So... you know why they are called mastodons?

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Philly Enbear (it's 🐏 season)  

Sometimes you gotta know which threads to jump in and which to fav and move on
*someone in the crowd yells "you've jumped into six threads at once*
Yeah you just gotta think it through

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Philly Enbear (it's 🐏 season)  

Like, I'm awake, but why?

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Philly Enbear (it's 🐏 season)  

Can't upload pictures on top of this mountain apparently, but just know I'm on a hammock near the top of a mountain staring at the top of the neighboring mountain

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Philly Enbear (it's 🐏 season)  

Selfie, death possibility Show more

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Philly Enbear (it's 🐏 season)  

Philly Bear log off and go on your trip 2019 challenge

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jake  

Oh, yeah, I put my Pop Tarts in the microwave if I want to heat them up. Muting this

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jake  

The card reader on the vending machine is broken, so I couldn’t get my Pop Tarts. Thankfully, I have back up Pop Tarts. Does anyone think I’m interesting yet?

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Philly Enbear (it's 🐏 season)  

@ben ⬆️

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Philly Enbear (it's 🐏 season)  

Ben willing a fediverse guild wars 2 guild into existence has been a very good character arc

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bryn said fuck golf fuck lawns  

bisexual means attracted to bi people. thank you

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Philly Enbear (it's 🐏 season)  

Hmmm that kirby twink image search took me to some weird places on the internet, SFW images is a weird place

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kew  

(reminder that i do tarot readings for venmo $)

past present future = 3$
seasons spread = 5$
celtic cross = 8$

dm for venmo/readings!!

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sophia  

why did she have to figure out this was a thing she could do #dogposting

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sophia  

Normal. #dogposting (portrait)

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A.J. Halladay  

You think its a normal pooltoy company, but flip it over, and the proper respect is shown.

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Ferret 🚩🏴  

[MY BOSS]: "You and I need to have a chat about appropriate work attire..."

[ME]: *muffled noise*

[BOSS]: "I can't understand what you're saying."

[ME]: *removes ball gag from mouth* "I said 'talk to my union rep, binch.'"

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Hi I'm Zoey  

@cute

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bridge  

I need more powerful trans memes

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Philly Enbear (it's 🐏 season)  

Currently trying to figure out why I have a sloth posing butt installed directly into my texting app. Like, it my phone just sme with this thing in here
wtf samsung/android/verizon?

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Gov’t Horse  

Selfie ec Show more

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Rad Frances (fan of dirt)  

@pig hmm she’s twirling an evil mustache, does not bode well

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Philly Enbear (it's 🐏 season)  

@byttyrs @Absolutely_Blakely @HYPERLINK gd hyper really is the real life version of TwinkAboutToPounce.jpg

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