SanfordianPhil @SanfordianPhil@mstdn.io
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Joined Aug 2018
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@SanfordianPhil i'll do it for her 
@selontheweb your server seems slow, but whenever you get this let me know if your done with your paper so I can send you the goods
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the Em's wife activists are a group of people working together to find someone who'll marry me
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they're always talking about men's rights activism, but what about Em's wife activism?
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god damn these whippersnappers can just fuck right off with their "sugar free monster is for 30 yo boomers" bullshit. all of them off my lawn now.
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It’s my 35th birthday please boost!
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This is the End is a more biblically sound and realistic depiction of the end times than any of the Left Behind books or movies
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Yamcha the desert bandit: "Those fools have NOT heard the last of Yamcha!"
Narrator: "It would seem that our heroes have not heard the last of Yamcha."
flawless. beautiful. an instant classic.
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I've never related more with a cartoon character (minor spoilers for a 30 year old anime)
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remember being alive? this is that now
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mewwy chwistmas
Asmr: lying face down on the floor as a dog circles you and sniffs
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The rice purity test but for if you qualify for olds.town
@selontheweb also, are you done or on a break?
Laying on the floor to play with Thea: worth it
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pictures of my cat (meow cat) Show more
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checkin my pockets for sons
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pic of me, eye contact Show more
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Joined Aug 2018
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