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Lmao

Letting
My
Ass
Out

Thank you for your time

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Someone linked the plz throw dog under Thea refusing to let go of her toy so... here is the real life version of that

Dog, eye contact

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So... you know why they are called mastodons?

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Sometimes you gotta know which threads to jump in and which to fav and move on
*someone in the crowd yells "you've jumped into six threads at once*
Yeah you just gotta think it through

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selfie/no ec/alc Show more

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elmer is my fiancee's cousin's dog, and i am still trying to figure out how to ensure his presence at the wedding

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sorry i felt compelled to make this a reality after listening to mgs music constantly for the last week.

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Im losing my goddamn mind i just saw this in front of my car

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I do not think I have ever posted elmer, so: elmer (not quite ec)

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@Shamar @garfiald you know what? Earlier, I gave you the benefit of the doubt. But now, oh ho ho.

First, it clearly "insulted" the right people.

Second, I hope EVERY woman on this entire fediverse sees you doubling and tripling down on making an abuse survivors toot all about you so they can block and avoid you accordingly.

Third, gargle my balls you mealy mouthed, ignorant, callow homunculus

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@Quixote171 lmaoooo this is such a quintessential Justin post im laughing very hard in public

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Last night I went to a pet store and made myself stand in front of the snakes.

I found one that had a friendly face and stared at it, until I felt empathy.

Then it moved and I ran away.

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