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there is no way this old ass elephant had the trunk dexterity to operate a paper plane. plus, it is extinct. so what the fuck

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Not following me is a crime punishable by me crying

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FASTODON: it's like mastodon but you have 30s to compose a toot

When I hear someone talking something bad about masto

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Actually we all have a brand here and that brand is 🍬sweet🍬 but 🌊horny🌊 🔨communist🔨

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one of my rockets went sideways and hit me in the ass just now

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Phones should have wrist strap loops but the phone companies want you to drop your phone so they don't

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yeah getting up on time is cool but have you ever tried lying in bed on your phone in utter denial that you have responsibilities??

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the issue is that my printer has very low esteem

me: okay, please scan this document for me!

printer: oh, i... i don't have a scanner :c

me: no, you do! i absolutely promise you do! you are valid! please! scan!

printer: ... i don't know how :c

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#ProTip If you have posts that are read by #ScreenReader users and you're using a hashtag with more than one word, capitalize the first letter of each word to trick the reader into saying the words correctly. It does not interfere with search results at all.

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Hmm, I can't believe there's nothing to see on Mastodon right now...

maybe I could use this time to be extra productive...

naaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'll probably just keep scrolling and waiting :shrug_yui:

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Morning, gorgeous fediversians.

You know, it takes a special person to stick with you when you're not your best, ha, because you know how you are.

Appreciate them. Let them know you dig them and love them as often as you can.

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The hardest part of programming is naming.

For example, take this lambda:

I had my heart set on Angela, but it came out looking like a Natasha.

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Totally forgot today was a half-day! Half is the best amount of Monday.

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Hey @Gargron don't you think it'd be a good idea that we were able to pick multiple answers on that instance picker on joinmastodon.org ?

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boost to rename millennials “the Ass Generation”

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