As Easter is coming up, I'd like to take a moment to say that bunnies are cute but also huge dickheads. They're rarely docile and cuddly and will absolutely destroy everything you love.

They live 10+ years, cost as much as a dog, and need a lot of time and attention. 75% of rabbits in the UK are neglected and many bought at Easter don't even make it to a year old.

Know what you're getting into, or stick with chocolate. bunny.nipple.solutions

Just about anything you can say is made worse by adding "..."

Like:

Where should we park... KAREN?
It's time for Pilates... KAREN.
That's a nice blouse... KAREN.

Me: All the clouds seem to be below our apartment balcony.
Missus: Like cloud city. Or a Chernobyl cloud.
Me: Trump's EPA now sez a little radiation is good for you.
Missus: Who knows what it does, really? It's like Schroedinger's Cancer.

Me: All the clouds seem to be below our apartment balcony.
Missus: Like cloud city. Or a Chernobyl cloud.
Me: Trump's EPA now sez a little radiation is good for you.
Missus: Who knows what it does, really? It's like Schroedinger's Cancer.

It's about 40 celsius in Toronto right now, (with humidity). To put that in perspective, imagine that it's crazy hot out, and then the Human Torch comes along and rests his sweaty nuts on your forehead.

I've only read a small piece of The Guardian's JFK document release and I'm ready to lay my bet on : The USGOV covered things up for the past 54 years to hide their incompetence. Way more often true than elaborate conspiratorial planning.

I've only read a small piece of The Guardian's JFK document release and I'm ready to lay my bet on : The USGOV covered things up for the past 54 years to hide their incompetence. Way more often true than elaborate conspiratorial planning.

I've only read a small piece of The Guardian's JFK document release and I'm ready to lay my bet on : The USGOV covered things up for the past 54 years to hide their incompetence. Way more often true than elaborate conspiratorial planning.

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