Wasabi call themselves AWS competitor but even my Raspberry Pi has more uptime

I'm so sick of teams and being pushed into groups I don't identify with whatsoever...

Left v Right
Black v White
Cis v LGBT
Linux v Windows
Python v Ruby
Nike v Reebok
Red v Blue
Europe v USA

Fuck all those stereotypes and judge people for what they say and do, not for what you make them out to be from the get go.

go green with paperless toots ♻️​

dreamed about work and didn’t even get paid for it what the FUCK

Hot take:

Go & Rust are the future of systems programming. C is the new Assembly.

The local bank ATM was stuck on a reboot loop. Got curious so I stood by and stared at the screen.

πŸ™Žβ€β™‚οΈ "Are you done using it?"
:blobowo: "It's not working"
πŸ™Žβ€β™‚οΈ"Then why are you standing there?"
:blobowo: "The crash loop is fascinating!"
πŸ™Ž"Maybe if you push a button it'll stop"
:blobowo: "The keypad won't work, see it just emerged from POST to Win7's crash recovery boot menu"
πŸ™"Are you with the bank? Do they know you're messing with it?"
:blobowo: "I'm just watching"
:blobconfused: ".. it's fun?"

PSA: Bread is bad for ducks and their ecosystems! Instead, give them your credit card number, expiration date, and the three digit code on the back.

Like any other mature adult I know that the solution to every problem is to make more bad decisions to distract yourself from the original problem

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