"Hey Mike, you know computers, how do I not get hacked?"

"Stop doing those dumb 'What Industrial Solvent Are You?' quizzes, delete Facebook and don't reuse your passwords."

"Hahah yeah, but seriously, what app for my phone should I get?"

If you're a lady who loves ladies and also producing Honey for the queen, you're a

lesbeean

#Glamour #Spell by #Orriculum Rose

Shine Like the Sun ☉
a spell that uses the shine of sunlight to reveal inner and outer beauty

☉ gather: lemon juice, a comb, a mirror, a pink or yellow candle
☉ perform spell early in the morning, sit before the sun as it rises.
☉ light the candle before you, placed on top of the mirror
☉ brush your hair, and comb lemon juice through it.
☉ burn any strands that come out while brushing it in the candle.
☉ take care not to burn yourself, and chant
“Eyes bright as my laugh and hair to match
by the fierce sun, I keep the light i catch!”
☉ blow out the candle.

Librairies 👏 librairies 👏librairies 👏librairies 👏librairies 👏librairies 👏

I think the new leftist litmus test is whether or not you think the state can or should still be salvaged.

⚠️⚠️ This is America, ⚠️⚠️
⚠️⚠️MILFs in your area!⚠️⚠️

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