that's a nice joke you got there...

be a shame if someone were to reply to it with a better version

cash.me/$edgarallanfoe

pay yer protection or I'm not responsible for what happens

I am so tired of the "did you just assume that person's gender" meme as it is often an undisguised way to derail a conversation.

rant; gender equality 

rant; gender equality 

rant; gender equality 

rant; gender equality 

rant; gender equality 

"At that moment, the monk became enlightened" is like the buddhist koan version of "and then everyone started clapping"

tfw one of my classmates, when asked about who their favorite actor was, unironically answered: 'Mia Khalifa.'

Re, je suis vraiment dans la merde j'ai commandé une ligne de fax chez OVH et elle n'est toujours pas active, j'ai vraiment besoin d'envoyer mon fax avant ce soir minuit...

Quelqu'un aurait pas une ligne que je pourrais emprunter pour envoyer un fax ? C'est vraiment urgent, c'est pour quelque chose d'ordre financier et si je le fais pas je risque de me retrouver dans une situation difficile

boost if you have a cat
boost if you want a cat
boost if you are a cat
no one will know which

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.   . ゚      . 
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I just accidentally said "the players can make out with each other" instead of "the players can work it out amongst themselves"

Please Boost me. I need to reach the top shelf!

Remember when people used to care about Telegram's source code? :blobcatsip:

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