that's a nice joke you got there...

be a shame if someone were to reply to it with a better version$edgarallanfoe

pay yer protection or I'm not responsible for what happens

I am so tired of the "did you just assume that person's gender" meme as it is often an undisguised way to derail a conversation.

rant; gender equality 

@algorev @algorev i think 'rant; feminazi discourse' would have been a better cw for this. Oh well.

Just keep in mind that I'm not attacking feminists or women in general. I'm just venting about those few unbearable types who won't stop shouting about gender equality while disrespecting anyone they don't see as directly on their side.

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rant; gender equality 

@algorev @algorev best example I heard was 'men only see women as sluts!'

…Do you even realize what you've just done?

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rant; gender equality 

@algorev @algorev and this generalization manages to be EVEN MORE annoying than the rest, even when, ESPECIALLY when they say 'but I don't count you!' afterwards. I'm supposed to feel happy about that? What kind of men are there? these men, yon men and those men? Is that how it works? You are associating A VERY PART OF MY IDENTITY to a handful of DISGUSTING people. And then you're always the one to come back to complain about the same being done to you.

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rant; gender equality 

@algorev to be clear, I know thus is the kind of things an incel would say, but I'm no incel. I'm a feminist myself, but DAMN does this shit anger me. Because you have a movement behind your back is NOT a reason to dismiss others' issues, NOR to generalize over the opposite gender.

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rant; gender equality 

friend: 'well, i'm not THAT kind of person, but men really only want gender equality when it suits them. think about how they want paternal leave when we've not achieved salary equality!'

me: 'what about legal recognition of male rape?'

friend: 'well, that's not an important issue.'


"At that moment, the monk became enlightened" is like the buddhist koan version of "and then everyone started clapping"

tfw one of my classmates, when asked about who their favorite actor was, unironically answered: 'Mia Khalifa.'

Re, je suis vraiment dans la merde j'ai commandé une ligne de fax chez OVH et elle n'est toujours pas active, j'ai vraiment besoin d'envoyer mon fax avant ce soir minuit...

Quelqu'un aurait pas une ligne que je pourrais emprunter pour envoyer un fax ? C'est vraiment urgent, c'est pour quelque chose d'ordre financier et si je le fais pas je risque de me retrouver dans une situation difficile

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boost if you have a cat
boost if you want a cat
boost if you are a cat
no one will know which

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I just accidentally said "the players can make out with each other" instead of "the players can work it out amongst themselves"

Please Boost me. I need to reach the top shelf!

Remember when people used to care about Telegram's source code? :blobcatsip:

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