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A lion is walking though the woods and he comes up to a zebra. The lion says "you know something zebra? You are a ridiculous looking animal. You're half white, half black, half donkey, and half horse. Look at me, I'm rough, I'm tough, I'm the king of the jungle." Zebra just shrugs and moves on.

Lion comes to a Giraffe and says "you know something giraffe? You're a ridiculous looking animal. You got a long neck and little horns. Look at me. I'm rough, I'm tough, I'm the king of the jungle."

Lion comes to a frog and says "ow something frog? You are a ridiculous looking animal. You're green and slimy." and the frog says "hey, fuck you, I've been sick."

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