Sometimes it really enrages me that I have actual skills and do actual work but I'm homeless while my therapist has a masters degree in being a nice fucking guy and makes more than enough money despite the fact he can't even keep his dumbass acronyms straight.
PS: letting a master's-degree-holding counselor try to deal with an ubergenius who's had CPTSD since he was 5 years old is like arming a California fire team with moist towelettes
It is this moment when I realize that the only way to communicate to my friend's aging cat "stop with the yelling to get in and out every 5 minutes" is to kick it in the head, that I promise myself I will soberly commit to fuck myself in the eye with every rusty nail I ever encounter for the rest of my life before ever owning a cat again.
so israel is shelling Syria, trump is trying to fire missiles at Russians in Syria, the usa/israeli allies were the ones who used the gas, zucky is selling our infomand cambridge anal, a usa/uk military contractor is rigging USA elections.
but other than that Mrs. Lincoln how was the play? 😀
*attempts to close Mastodon tab*
*Pale Moon crashes*
Maybe Pale Moon and Tootsuite are getting along better now.
*notices the text input field itself is sluggish*
Bait and switch:
I am funny and caring and engaging.
I am The Doomsayer.
worldpol/worldfin; we need a Globalized Economics Doomsday Clock, bcz it's at 11:59 as of today Show more
Noose is tightening fast today; open season on bond economies is bad news in a lot of places; especially considering, while you might have forgotten the overwhelmingly-US-interests-friendly recent War Laws repeal in Japan (it caused a fist fight in the Japanese legislature), apparently the Japanese financial markets didn't. Tightening very fast today everywhere:
This is reality to Uncle Sam
You've really lost your mind
And the people want to know
When will you care
That nobody asks you anymore
To be there
With your fingers in your eardrums
Fuuuuuuuuucking up the world
Planet Earth is through
With the cancer it calls you
.oO( ... vaporware + wageslave = ? ... )
I hereby donate the neologism
v a p o r s l a v e
to the public domain because that is basically my filing system now
how did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" which is objectively a million times cooler
Even I had to re-read those last two toots like three times to see how the hell my brain changed gears so severely, so quickly.
Because word play and Honest Trailers (and because DC Comics illiteracy) I hereby re-christen Deathstroke from "Discount Deadpool" to "Mr. Steal Yo Kills".
also worldpol Show more
I just want to remind folks that Russia is the one invited by a leader of a sovereign state (Syria) to help defend it from attack
-- attacks from forces which the Pentagon has repeatedly acknowledged it can't stop accidentally helping with supply shipments and air support because it's so confused by the chaos it admits it deliberately created by said means --
and, of course, from 50+ yrs of threats from America to deliver the death stroke once we're sure the target is soft enough