Daniel 🦖 Jay @[email protected]

All! The! Time!
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RT @a2
Anyone have an issue where their Bluetooth mouse/trackpad seems to freeze/lag when something CPU-intensive (like an Xcode compile) is running?
https://twitter.com/a2/status/1366778932293488645

🚨
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RT @Bediko
Jede Zelle an jeder Stelle
https://twitter.com/Bediko/status/1366731781018378243

I had a dream last night where I explained to a group of people that my Twitter bubble just wanted me to be angry all the time at everything, and that I couldn’t and wouldn’t do that any more.

Took me a solid 10 seconds
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RT @sophaskins
a conversation from yesterday:

Mom: Have a good night! In the morning when I see you it'll be MARCH!!!!
Me: Ummmm, no, isn't it a leap year?
Dad: Leap years have to be divisible by four.
Me: Yeah, and 2020 _is_ divisible by four!
Mom and Dad:
Mom and Dad: who is gonna tell her
https://twitter.com/sophaskins/status/1366391225004212225

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RT @NanoRaptor
MacBook Pro with TouchBar-only keyboard. Six touchbars; all screen, all the time. https://t.co/X7PnTa1Onm
https://twitter.com/NanoRaptor/status/1365992092338556928

Post an image of yourself as a romanceable NPC without downloading new pics
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RT @davidgarywood
Post an image of yourself as a romanceable NPC without downloading new pics https://twitter.com/meringutang/status/1365459361250746369 https://t.co/D1ahsLO9QU
https://twitter.com/davidgarywood/status/1365477824077815811

Damn that’s gorgeous
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RT @McLarenAuto
The Elva proudly embraces the principles set down by Bruce McLaren’s original race conquering open-top sports cars of the 1960s – the M1A, M1B and M1C, and looks beautiful on the famous Monaco waterfront.
https://twitter.com/McLarenAuto/status/1365280834681507847

Discussions about cars. Apparently my minimum of 200 break horse power and a hard suspension is „not very practical.”

It is VERY practical in fast corners okay?!!??!

Wenn Holzfäller*innen auf ihr Arbeitsgerät schwören, ist das dann ein Beil-Eid?

(Der kostet mich follower, aber DAS IST MIR EGAL)

Watching FOAM and I am so damn angry with Molly 😡 #forallmankind

Its thunderstone time again 🪄

Kirov reportingk.
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RT @PulpLibrarian
Soviet Nuclear Zeppelins. Three words that always inspire confidence...

Tekhnika Molodezhi magazine, 1971.
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/1365382866511749125

The more you think about bananas the weirder they get

This is going to breed a new wave of mutant trolls that will be horrible, but superficially polite
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RT @CultureCrave
Twitter is developing an anti-troll feature called 'Safety Mode'

It will automatically block accounts that are spammy, use insults, strong language, or hateful remarks
https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1365060155767808000

Got amazing pizza delivered by @pichfl 😍 and look at those boxes 🤩🤩🤩

Random shuffle through your music library and Post it! (Inspired by @kraehenherz)

11869 infizierte gestern, und 1489 davon waren in der App gemeldet —> ca 12.5% aller Menschen nutzen die App. Bisschen enttäuschend
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RT @MedizinTexte
Ich frag mich inzwischen, ob noch jemand außer mir die Corona-App nutzt.
https://twitter.com/MedizinTexte/status/1364672252575440897

Music of the day

Im still looking for the most elegant architecture for SwiftUI apps that communicate with an API, but I’m getting closer I think :)

Brauche jetzt ein Elektroauto, nur um diesen Fuchs auf dem Homescreen zu haben 😍😍😍 (der würde sich bestimmt auch toll mit der @AppTelemetry Sonde vertragen)
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RT @ladefuchs
There you are, 1.1.3!🌱
https://twitter.com/ladefuchs/status/1343832637052485632