“David Attenborough Narrates My Orgasm” 😂😂😂 https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/david-attenborough-narrates-my-orgasm
Forgot I took an #ootd photo yesterday.
„Mars is Hard“
Advice to new speakers: the quote of your talk will *always* be the ad-libbed line that you didn't even know you said out loud till afterwards. So just close your eyes, and hope. https://twitter.com/eey0re/status/1118051711464030208
There's a NSFW Bubbeline zine. This cover, what.
There's plenty of posts now showing the accretion disc of the black hole, so here's a zoom out on what the black hole is actually consuming.
The tiny black spec in this image is 6.5 billion times the size of our sun.
A little big~
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So at exactly the moment of the "estimated arrival time" the DHL package tracker switched to "The Estimated Delivery Date is currently unavailable. Please try again later." and has stayed as such ever since. Classy.
wie geil ist es bitte
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