weird facts about months 

I am very very bored. What’s the weirdest fact you know?

the sickness 

Plot twist:

the English word "furniture" is actually old-frech ➑️ frankish ➑️ proto-germanic

Whereas the German, French, Spanish AND RUSSIAN equivalent is actually Latin.

Who would have knew πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸŒˆ

reaching dangerous bro levels

(94%) β– β– β– β– β– β– β– β– β– β–‘

Oh Yeah and of course lets show an ad before each episode. That’ll increase viewership. πŸ˜’

Prime video app: Hmm his Apple TV is set to English, his amazon account is set to English, he watched the last 6384628 pieces of media in English.

Better switch the language back to german for each episode. πŸ€ͺ

Since I’m sick in bed I’ve been playing a lot of Really Bad Chess

the tech consultant hired to finish skynet 

Wisps of steam drifted across my face as I gazed into the walk-in freezer. At first this job had seemed like a GREAT idea, then I realized hot summer days meant extra customers and...

"Ma'am," I sighed wearily, "You can't be in here."

Blue lips puckered into a pout, "But the lake is boiling."

I considered this."Hm. You'll need to help out though, okay?"

I tossed the mermaid an apron and gloves, which she donned gratefully.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy #Mermaid

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