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"i sentence you to 3 years of macOS"

submitted by profesd

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Oh look its the very first screenshots of @Telemetry_Deck I took, I think.

So does mine. Positively ancient, this one year old machine.
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RT @daveverwer
Why does my Mac feel really slow today?
twitter.com/daveverwer/status/

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imagining a NASA control room person reading their systemd bootup log out loud, calling out "nominal" for every [ OK ]

Im shirking my duties
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RT @MimiUndMomo
When you havent had headpats for a solid 40 seconds
twitter.com/MimiUndMomo/status

If you modularize your Swift app, whats your option of choice? Swift Packages, Git Submodules, simple folders?

Ok this is mighty cool !
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RT @JPEGuin
My new app Veil to censor and filter out people (and pets) from videos in real-time is now available on the @AppStore!

Apply overlays, blur, pixelate, and more!

apps.apple.com/us/app/veil/id1
twitter.com/JPEGuin/status/144

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Mine are just hibernating. Occasionally Ill revive one :D~
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RT @danidonovan
My favorite hobby = collecting hobbies

What's in your graveyard? 爬
twitter.com/danidonovan/status

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bad jokes about genitalia, image description 

@breakthesystem First picture: a portrait of Joseph-Louis Lagrange.

Second picture: a 3D-rendered diagram of two spheres, a gravitational field, and a smaller sphere on a stick marked "L1". The gravitational field is strongly evocative of the lips of a vulva with the "L1" point (and stick) as the clitoris.

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