Daniel 🦖 Jay @[email protected]

“David Attenborough Narrates My Orgasm” 😂😂😂 https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/david-attenborough-narrates-my-orgasm

I wish push notifications from masto would work more reliably.

And now arriving: Sardukar
We gonna see just how hard you are
When I will send you all torn apart
Piece by piece back to the emperor

I’m the duke Paul Atreides
My Fremen’n me can sashay with ease
And now you Harkonnens should bend your knees
Cos else my Kris knife will bring you peace.

Forgot I took an #ootd photo yesterday.

Das frage ich mich auch!

🏃😅

Honestly I just realised that I'd backed it. Went looking for the steam key and found out they gave me two

I have a 2nd Steam Key for Nimbatus, the space drone game. Send me a Reply or DM why you should get it, and tomorrow I’ll send it to one of you. 🎁 👾 🚀

Morning

„Mars is Hard“

RT @[email protected]

Advice to new speakers: the quote of your talk will *always* be the ad-libbed line that you didn't even know you said out loud till afterwards. So just close your eyes, and hope. https://twitter.com/eey0re/status/1118051711464030208

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/tveastman/status/1118260432102256640

Go Augsburg ⛸

So at exactly the moment of the "estimated arrival time" the DHL package tracker switched to "The Estimated Delivery Date is currently unavailable. Please try again later." and has stayed as such ever since. Classy.

OK ¯\_(ツ~)_/¯

RT @[email protected]

wie geil ist es bitte

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/GabrielBerlin/status/1118095087886643200

Morning

Martin drew the best Astronaut Dog ever on out pub quiz sheet

DHL tracking says my package will arrive here at 10pm on the dot, but also claims it hasn’t moved since being checked in in Ohio last Friday. ¯\_(ツ~)_/¯