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Capitaine, je ne peux pas néo-chiffre le nucléo-bouclier parce que la rotation compressé est sur le point de calcifier le désintégrateur refroidi !

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Bonne nouvelle, il n'y a plus de chômeurs !

Par contre, il y a des personnes à très faible intensité de travail... 🤔

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password generators are shit because they have to rely on the random number generators in your computers and software that the NSA obviously controls

the most secure password generator is putting a cat on your keyboard because nobody knows what the hell those devils think, not even the NSA
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J'avais 1h30 à tuer dans le train alors je me suis dit que j'allais faire au moins UN dessin pour #Inktober.
Voici donc le premier de ma liste: "La Création de Toute Chose"

twitter.com/Bouletcorp/status/

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Rediffusion ➡ Acribie : en langage littéraire, qualité d’une personne faisant preuve d’une grande précision, d’un soin méticuleux. lemotdujour.info/mots/acribie/

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Things that help creativity:

1. Quietness (Not necessarily silence. Environmental agitation without noise can be just as bad or worse than loud noises)

2. Comfortable work space (it doesn't matter if it doesn't look good, or if it's a messy temporary arrangement to get work done)

3. Events of self-reward (say, coffee/tea and chocolate biscuits every 4 hours of work, or whatever else you like)

Creativity killers:
Twitter, Facebook, Nazis, Ancaps, Liberals, assholes, corporate-thinking drones

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Los 5 Rasgos de la Personalidad 😏🤓😛😊😰

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"What are you doing?"
"Reading."
"Always reading. Do you want to live in those books?"
"No, it's the other way. I want them to live in me."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Et meeeerde. L'Argentine rejette la légalisation de l'avortement.
C'était prévisible mais ça n'en reste pas moins désolant.

Moi, ça me fatigue que des mecs de 70, qui n'ont même plus l'âge d'avoir des enfants et qui n'ont jamais eu de soucis puissent condamner des milliers de femmes. Triste monde.

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