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@photos wow. this reminds me that, outside Paris, I have yet to visit France properly.

@kai Yes, which has both upsides (the bathroom is all mine) and downsides: now I have to clean the darn bathroom and remember to buy toilet paper too!! ๐Ÿ’ฉ

Seriously, I'm a bit worried that social interactions with my former share-mates will go down since we won't randomly stumble into each as much as before.

@Robby @toro @EccentricElephant @rubenquidam @noemu So I buy the whole outrageousky overpriced bag. Finally something that she'd eat! I can't wait to tell the owner that I found the cure... But my friend replies: "you got fooled by *a* *dog*, bernie! She plays this endurance game with everyone, and you fell for it! Don't give her any more of that junk food or she'll get the craps"

@Robby @toro @EccentricElephant @rubenquidam @noemu On the third day, I take Polka to work with me, and there's this small organic produce market. A shopkeeper compliments me for my dog. I tell her that the dog ain't mine and is starving to death. She tells me: have you tried ORGANIC dog food? She offers Polka a sample of what looks like mummified prosciutto, and... Polka immediately swallows it!!! ใคใฅใ

@Robby @toro @EccentricElephant @rubenquidam @noemu The next morning, the bowl is still 100% full, and the dog looks miserable... I worry even more, remembering those stories of dogs who starved themselves out of sorrow for a lost owner. But the owner tells me not to worry, she'll be fine. ใคใฅใโ€ฆ

@Robby @toro @EccentricElephant @rubenquidam @noemu True story: the first time I dog-sitted my friends' dog Polka, she'd totally ignore the food they gave me for her. After 24h of fasting, I got worried and contacted my friends. They casually told me to not worry, and she eats only at night anyway. ใคใฅใโ€ฆ

@Robby @toro @EccentricElephant I've even seen dogs who'd suddenly sit and demand a cookie to resume walking. If only they could speak, they'd probably just say: "now roll!" ๐Ÿ˜‚

@Robby @toro Alpha children with beta parents? Let's ask a mother of 3... @EccentricElephant

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"The text of #Article13 and the EU Copyright Directive has just been finalised" /by @Senficon@twitter.com

1. Look up your representativesโ€™ voting behavior at SaveYourInternet.eu

2. Call or visit your MEPsโ€™ offices europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/hom

#SaveYourInternet

Saizeriya is a chain of cheap Italian restaurants. Even though the menu isn't particularly vegetarian-friendly, I come here for the mixed salad with extravirgin olive oil ๐Ÿฅ— and the war focaccia. The veggies are fresh and tasty, and for ยฅ299 I could hardly buy 4 tomatoes at the local supermarket ๐Ÿ’ฐ

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These plastic storage bins are also super convenient for moving! I was done in no time.

@molety Me and one of my share-mates. The multishot panorama was taken by a version of the Pixel Camera app hacked to work on OnePlus phones ๐Ÿ˜†

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