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Boost if youโ€™ve sent a toot from the toilet

Intrepid little mouse adventuring in the Roppongi subway station.

Despite multiple warnings to avoid unnecessary exposure, in Tokyo people are still flocking to parks to view the sakura blossoms. ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ˜ท๐ŸŒธ

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Sign says:

ใ€Œๆ–ฐๅž‹ใ‚ณใƒญใƒŠใ‚ฆใ‚คใƒซใ‚นใ€ๆ„ŸๆŸ“ๆŠ‘ๆญขใฎ็‚บใฎๅค–ๅ‡บ่‡ช็ฒ›่ฆ่ซ‹ใซใ‚ˆใ‚Šๅ•†ๅ“ใŒๆ€ฅ็จผๅƒใ—ๅบƒๅ‘Šๅ•†ๅ“ใ‚’ๅซใ‚ใ€ไธ€้ƒจๅ•†ๅ“ใŒๆฌ ๅ“ใ—ใฆใŠใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚ ใŠๅฎขๆง˜ใซใฏๅคงๅค‰ใ”่ฟทๆƒ‘ใ‚’ใŠๆŽ›ใ‘ใ—ใพใ™ใŒใ€ไฝ•ๅ’ใ€ใ”็†่งฃ้ ‚ใใพใ™ใ‚ˆใ†ใŠ้ก˜ใ„็”ณใ—ไธŠใ’ใพใ™ใ€‚

Due to a request to refrain from going out to control the infection of the "New Coronavirus", the product has been rapidly operated and some products, including advertising products, are missing. We apologize for the inconvenience, but we appreciate your understanding.

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Finally people in Tokyo realize that they can't eat toilet paper and panic-buy selected foods, including rice, bread and (inexplicably) lettuce but not tomatoes.

Nope. It was just a fluke caused by higher than usual recoveries in yesterday's reports. The number of active cases is still climbing, and actually it seems to be accelerating ๐Ÿ˜ž

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Japan has the highest number of hospital beds per capita in the world, but when we look at Intensive Care Units, the United States and Germany are at the top with 34.7 and 29.2 ICUs ever 100k inhabitants, while Japan sinks to 22nd place with just 7.3 ICUs per 100k inhabitants.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_

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Why are macOS updates so slow to install? Do they reinstall the entire system each time?

Amici Miei รจ un classico della commedia Toscana, origine delle intraducibili "supercazzole" del Conte Mascetti.

Ecco una delle poche volte in cui la supercazzola fallisce catastroficamente con "tre applicazioni di Afasol, di un'ora l'una... SUBITO!" ๐Ÿ˜ซ

youtube.com/watch?v=HnWLrK3lA9

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ๅœฐ็ƒๅนณ้ข่ซ–ใ€ใ“ใ‚ŒใŒใ™ใใ€‚

@mako, if you enjoy collaborative games, you will love Castles Of Dr. Creep (but don't watch the entire longplay, it's spoily).

youtube.com/watch?v=z8bxhskO19

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