I base my ethics on the teachings of ancient philosopher Hippocarcas

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use air quotes when referring to any time during daylight savings time

sure, I'll meet you at "6:30"

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omg I'm using a computer while standing, why haven't I tried this before. I was the type of kid that would get up and walk around between bites of dinner.

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sign you use tab completion too much: you try to tab complete a password form

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Is the discount version of a decision tree called a choice bush?

like audio tapes for learning foreign languages

half of AI is programs imitating people. the other half are the programs that people have been imitating because AI wasn’t around.

me, hearing a profoundly mundane natural sound: “is that a REAL bird?”

if you wanna know if he loves you so, it’s in his knish

anyone else wish they could Yoda grunt in the workplace

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so many people defend honey farming as a beautiful, environmentally vital thing. what it actually is: building an inviting home for an animal so that you can take the nutrients they stored to get through the winter. If someone were to actually set out to help the environment, does that sound like the strategy they would use? It’s almost like it’s purely for human benefit.

a good article: npr.org/sections/thesalt/2018/

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finally untangled the data tangle of over a decade and deleted my Google account.

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