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these "struggling toward sentience in a cyberpunk timeline" memes emerging from the failbook crowd are starting to get a lil dark

it really needs to be legal to use ranged weapons against anyone using a leafblower.

fair trade.

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within seconds of achieving stable consciousness this morning, there's some asshole firing up a leafblower

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i may not outlast capitalism but i believe i will outlast the united states

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every single blade of grass within earshot of this f$#%ing house without exception has been subjected to a lawnmower today

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How I get things done honeypot.net/post/how-i-get-th

After years β€” decades β€” of experimentation, I’ve learned this about myself: when I follow a certain workflow, I’m happy and productive. When I don’t follow it, I’m stressed, anxious, and unproductive. There’s no in-between state. If I want to feel good about all the cool things I’m doing, I have to trust the process and follow it rigorously.
These are the things I use to stay sane and productive.

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That period of the morning where the coffee hasn't kicked in and I'm running purely on the existential horror of being conscious πŸ˜¬πŸŒ„β˜•

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a fledgling crow came to see us on our balcony. i threw a peanut to them as they looked so curious, but being such ponderous creatures they merely stared until the local scrubjay came and took it. i did this again, but this time the scrubjay (kevin) looked at the peanut, looked at the crow, and then flew away to give the crow space to take it, which they did. WE WITNESSED INTERSPECIES DIPLOMACY.

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by stochastic convergence, 3 households in my immediate earshot are all doing the American version of lawn maintenance, which basically consists of a leisurely tornado touchdown for 30 to 60 minutes

okay, I cannot deal with the do-gooders on failbook who now think they have to add a textual image description for every emoji they put in a body of text.

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Go to any elite university and you are usually speaking to very disciplined people, people who have been selected for obedience.
-- Noam Chomsky

#anarchism #quote #bot

(powerline ethernet + weird house with too few outlets + not quite enough cables...)

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it's kinda wild to me that I'm pushing data at 30Mbps over one of those standard orange extension cords right now.

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Latest stage capitalism 

Omg, what is we KISSEDπŸ™€ in the mandatory corporate wellness box

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Trying to figure out what tools exist for making slick presentations for videos, and whether there's anything good out there for Linux.

What I'm looking for is...not exactly a video editor, but kind of a way to animate many different elements in a video?

the more the days go by, the less I feel I have in common with the bourgeoisie

also, it appears that people uploading 4000px images to wordpress tends to make php-imagick transiently use a lot of resources :blobrollingeyes:

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