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"What kind of music do you listen to"
"...v...video...game"

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Did you know that -40 is the only fixed point of the Fahrenheit-Celsius conversion?

Only at that temperature can we understand each other.

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Pues parce que San Valentín en el Twitter español es una fiesta del meme y no veo por qué no adoptar las buenas costumbres del viejo mundo.

¡Feliz Sam va lentín!

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Roses are red
Violets aren't blue
Cats are good
So are you :screm_cat:

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Ok, there is a couple of bugs that I need to fix but they are 'tolerable things'. My plan is to publish a public test server so you can create accounts this weekend, so I can fix possible bugs as soon as possible. Federation should work by this weekend (at least I hope so, basic functionality between servers seems to work). Stay tuned and expect bugs ⌛ :mastodon: :pixelfed:

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¿No os pasa a veces que estáis cansados de consumir (artículos, libros, software, series, arte, lo que sea) sin crear?

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If a Norwegian robot analyses a bird, it Scandinavian.

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@agony @interferencias Oh no, me la perdí! :( Sabes si subirán la grabación?

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@fdavidcl Useful because so few people provide Alt Text when uploading, which users can do in the Advanced Settings when posting a new photo.

But also creepy because Facebook.

Instagram runs all your photos through detection algorithms to provide alternative descriptions for screen readers... useful or creepy?

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You guys seem like the right people to ask this kind of questions:

In the hypothetical scenario where I decided to grow a bonsai, where should I start?

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