Looking on the bright side, I've got a nice big blister on my hand that I can play with.
@fitheach Don't worry, i can out-dumb you :-)
When I was 11 and nearly too short to reach the cupboard above the stove I reached out my right hand to steady myself and give me a slight boost in order to reach with my left hand up into the cupboard.
Oh, thou very idiot!
The electric coil I placed my palm and nearly full weight on was bright orange hot...
You've got the defence that you were only 11 years old, I don't.
@fitheach Maybe we're regressing now? :-)
I somehow forgot exactly and was a bit embarrassed to have to ask my daughter how old a grandchild was on her birthday last week.
Eleven! Holy mac!
She looks like 7-8 to me.
Mind you, my 31yo still seems like a kittenish little girl to me too so...
Naughty, you should know the age of your grandchildren. 😉
@fitheach I know :-(
I'm completely horrible. Bad grandad.
It took me ages to remember even the birthdays of my children without a computer.
Even in my twenties I was using 'Nag' from 'Grandma Software' in Seattle on my Amiga 2000 for such chores.
Just make sure you don't forget their names. 😉
@fitheach When we were little one of my sisters hated that our nana would always partly say all the names of her kids and grandchildren in order before getting to the correct one i.e. that sister in her case. "Jea-Joh-Hub-pau-Jackie!"
She vowed to be better.
In her adulthood she bred collies and she was Worse.
She went through all her dog's names before getting to her children! :-)
@fitheach My favourite from a very old Omni magazine contest is:
Damn Clever Mnemonic Makes No Prefix Forgetable
And I think that only got a mention and not a prize.
And the other way:
Decadent Hector Killed Meg's Gigantic Terrier
One of the few I use is:
Do Kings Play Chess On Fine Green Silk
@fitheach Never took biology me.
I didn't do any biology after about 14 years of age, I preferred physics.
However, when reading anything about nature, remembering the order of taxa in biology is useful.
@fitheach I never got any in school (moved a lot) and never took it in college after.
Anything I know is just from my own reading around. Nothing formal at all.
Every day is a school day.
@fitheach It's true.
I should add that having some more formal education in biology & chemistry would have been useful for topics that I read now for entertainment.
@fitheach My thinking as a child: taxonomy - we base it on a dead language so it doesn't change and always makes sense. Discovery: we name in latin whimsically and often after their discoverer!! Well eff that! It's a stupid waste of a good idea.
I will tell you though, that seeing this lecture years ago made me regret my early decisions somewhat.
Bonnie Bassler discovered that bacteria "talk" to each other, using a chemical language...
And I've gone on a bit.
@fitheach warning: her actual vids from normal lectures at her uni have low information xfer and are slow and boring.
Maybe all profs should be forced to TED rules of 20 minutes and then you get the hook.
Eventually got around to watching that. It was good.
@fitheach @gemlog True story. I once had to ring HMRC and one of the security questions was my wife’s birthday. I couldn’t remember it. I begged the lady to give me another question because if she didn’t I was going to have to ask my wife and it would not end well for me. She said she wasn’t allowed (I swear I could hear her smile in the tone of her voice). That did not go down well.
@fitheach I do that kind of thing all the time, and I've accepted the blisters as just being part of cooking.
I've got a really nice pair of welding gloves that I use as oven gloves. I'd used them to take the pan out of the oven.
I then went into auto-pilot mode and picked-up the pan without the gloves. Lapse of concentration. I don't do it often, but when I do I make a proper job of it.
@fitheach ouch, definitely been there before. Once when I was working the line at a restaurant I slipped on something and reached out to catch myself, only to realize that I'd just put my whole palm down on the flattop grill :oh_no:
Hope your blister heals up quick
Thanks. I can't stop prodding the blister, it is fascinating. The slight pain of prodding adds to the fascination. I must be weird.
Your accident was a reflex action, completely understandable.
@fitheach oh no that sounds like a nasty burn
My own stupid fault.
I'm still avoiding doing certain things with my right hand. It might put the kibosh on my plans for the ATP tour this summer. 😉
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