@fitheach Sprained 1 ankle quite badly on the 14th. It still looks like a large sausage with little toes. Crutches
5 x-rays say not broken anywhere and two different doctors in A&E last sunday say they could see no break and marvelled at how good I'd "banged it up".
I just have to be real nice to it and wait it out apparently.
Of course, when monday came the effects of a triage nurse, two docs and an x-ray tech poking and prodding made themselves known - put me back days worth of pain/swelling.
Sorry to hear that.
What does the other guy look like?
Each time you tell the story you can embellish it a little.
I once went to a fancy dress party as a Mountie. The intention was a re-working of the old idiom:
"The Mountie always gets his woman"