@fitheach Better than mine:
But given that I'm housebound, it hardly matters.
Are you not well or something else?
Each time you tell the story you can embellish it a little.
I once went to a fancy dress party as a Mountie. The intention was a re-working of the old idiom:
"The Mountie always gets his woman"
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