Spotted recently when driving around.
A wooden sheep for browsing your garden.
Low maintenance, low noise, and no mess.

@fitheach but attracts Bears and Wolfes and pesky Tourists

...or Scottish.
There was a story a couple of years ago about someone Scottish dyeing their flock blue for St Andrew's day.

@fitheach LOL. Maybe 'my' sheep took a vacation and spent some time in Scotland?! Who knows ...

@fitheach On a related note, there's good money in using a bunch of goats to do lawn care. They're happy to get rid of that poison ivy for you

I have friends who have goats. One time the goats raided the compost heap, and ate a whole lot of banana skins. For about four days after they were getting banana flavoured milk straight from the goats. 😮

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