I don't think I'm getting enough magnesium in my diet.

The thing about buying a white powder: how does one know if it isn't cornflour?

Same problem with buying cocaine, I guess.

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I might consider one of those, if I get into the cocaine distribution business.

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Ssshhh, the law enforcement agencies might be listening.

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@fitheach @penguin42 I have a friend who drove around town with a huge bag of baking powder in his windshield in a bid to get the attention of the police.

He succeeded.

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