]BREAKING] The Mastodon Network has been crippled by a Wasabi outage, leaving people unable to post memes.
"F*ck this, I'm going back to Facebook" one man said, desperate for boomer memes.
We are monitoring the situation. #FNN
Fake news! Clearly this network is under political and financial control of #BigPixelfed and #BigWasabi...
@Blort @fnn Excuse me, pixelfed has no relationship with media. I don't know who runs that FNN, I swear.
Exactly what one of the evil, Illuminati lizard people *would* say...
@Blort @fnn You will be hearing from my lawyers
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