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Hi! We notice you're driving past our bookstore!
That's great, but you have your car windows closed. Would you mind opening your windows? We'd like to fill your car with wasps and locusts.
Now just one minute. Filling strangers' cars with wasps and locusts is how we pay our bills. Do you want us to starve?
We understand you may have had some bad experience with other wasp-and-locust providers. Some low-quality locusts got in the mix. But that's all been sorted out now!
Window. Open it.
@natecull
Why don't they just sell the wasps and locusts to a company that makes food out of insects
@funbreaker I'm just guessing, but @natecull's post reminds me of sites asking me to disable my adblocker.
