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That 2003 Hulk movie had one thing going for it:

The director was Ang-ry.

Ooooh, I'm gonna write a romance novel about a kiss causing the end of the world. And I'm gonna call it

Apoca-lips now

.

DIe Ärzte - Friedenspanzer

Das was mir dazu einfällt, für die Rettung dieser Welt? FRIEDENSPANZER!

youtube.com/watch?v=CAjHNTXa0h

I've never seen Bee Movie, and every single thing I learn of it is just this entirely joyless by-the-numbers thing.

Like... I'm looking up character names on wikipedia, and one is actually "Bee Larry King", because it's Larry King.

Why is not one of them named "Tobee" or "Bradbee" or "Buzz"?

You know how cliches are sometimes really really weirdly specific?

This time: Bisexuals and finger guns.

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What do you call someone with more than one Mastodon account?

A multitusker.

Why did Tomb Raider not have a crofting system?

So, did anyone ever figure out that secret chord that David played? The one that pleased The Lord?

Was it d-ity major?

*Bill Shatner voice*

Do a little dance.

Make a little love.

Get down, tonight.

Try out this sick beat:

Butts and cats and
butts and cats and
butts and cats and
butts and cats and
butts and cats and
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.....

If you meet cannibals, do you get a

vorem welcome

?

Why did they call it Godzilla: The Planet Eater, and not

Vore Of The Worlds

Cursed 

Voresion Control System

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can't wait for some article about mastodon called "The elephant in the room"

Technically, "nerd" could also be spelt "nord" - and "word" could be "werd".

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numberwang???? i hardly know 'er OKAY folks that's it for me good night

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