>The certificate for securities.stanford.edu expired on 12/13/2014.

Bitte nicht vergessen heute grüne Haken auf Mastodon zu posten

+++ PayPal invents bank transfer +++

Hacker News 2019: people sharing an imgur post with a screenshot of a punctuationless text rant on tumblr (content is obviously bullshit)

assistants bring judge's waifu into courtroom as he doesn't want her to be alone

: "Hilariously enough, we entered the name of the Nest thermostat as HAL"

Haha, it's almost like an evil device watching your every step! Get it???

Noch nie für einen Rehtweet entschuldigt

jomo :verified: boosted

]BREAKING] The Mastodon Network has been crippled by a Wasabi outage, leaving people unable to post memes.

"F*ck this, I'm going back to Facebook" one man said, desperate for boomer memes.

We are monitoring the situation.

jomo :verified: boosted
jomo :verified: boosted

Calling out to the Mastodon community again: famous @fdroidorg Repomaker is looking for a new maintainer (and contributors). Should be familiar with F-Droid, Python, Django.

Please help keeping it alive!

Volunteers go to gitlab.com/fdroid/repomaker/is – others please boost, as usual 😉 Thanks!

#helpWanted #callingOut

Imgur turned into such a huge piece of crap. It's kinda sad.

Lol you can't even upload images on imgur's mobile website

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