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Laserswald ✅ @lazr@mstdn.io

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I post dumb stuff and software sometimes

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**Laserswald ✅** · Jun 28, 2018, 23:03

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**❤️☭ Kinsey ☭❤️** @kinsey@cybre.space · Jun 28, 2018, 23:03

C: printf("Hello world\n");
me: ah, okay, i can understand that
C++: cout << "Hello world" << endl
me: the FUCK did you just call me

**Laserswald ✅** · Jun 27, 2018, 12:00

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**Now is the summer of our discotheque** @Elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me · Jun 27, 2018, 12:00

And here we have a view into a microcosm of tech culture wherein being an asshole is considered so normal, half the people have Stockholm syndrome. The other half think the other half are dicks.

Do not read if easily angered.
http://wiki.c2.com/?IsYourRudenessNecessary

**Laserswald ✅** · Jun 27, 2018, 13:00

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**TootTime** @TootTime@mastodon.social · Jun 27, 2018, 13:00

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**Laserswald ✅** @lazr · Jun 27, 2018, 12:29

**Laserswald ✅** @lazr · Jun 27, 2018, 12:29

Welp, wish me luck everyone, today's my programming languages midterm.

Also for some reason I smell chicken noodle soup

**Laserswald ✅** · Jun 27, 2018, 08:49

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**Piggo** @MightyPork@dev.glitch.social · Jun 27, 2018, 08:49

even with sugar it tastes like piss (thats a metaphor bc i never tasted it but yknow what i mean)

**Laserswald ✅** · Jun 27, 2018, 10:06

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**codl** @codl@chitter.xyz · Jun 27, 2018, 10:06

got my wobscale sticker today

**Laserswald ✅** @lazr · Jun 25, 2018, 03:06

**Laserswald ✅** @lazr · Jun 25, 2018, 03:06

I'm not sure if I want to continue to season 2. On the one hand, I have a crazy crush on every girl in the series

On the other hand I'm not sure if it's gonna be good after the main story is over

**Laserswald ✅** @lazr · Jun 25, 2018, 03:00

**Laserswald ✅** @lazr · Jun 25, 2018, 03:00

Well, finally finished SAO. Not too bad. The second half wasn't as engaging, but still good.

**Laserswald ✅** @lazr · Jun 25, 2018, 00:58

**Laserswald ✅** @lazr · Jun 25, 2018, 00:58

Why does my programming languages professor insist on us submitting title pages with our homeworks

**Laserswald ✅** · Jun 02, 2018, 19:12

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📦 @rocx@mastodon.social · Jun 02, 2018, 19:12

@lazr Vote for me and @xero president and vice president and we'll deny human rights to robots, machines, and AIs! And we will build a wall across the Californian border to prevent their Silicon Valley culture from spreading! #xerocx2020

**Laserswald ✅** · Jun 02, 2018, 18:02

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**roland 🌹** @afictitiousforce@mastodon.art · Jun 02, 2018, 18:02

A bird made a nest in my oregano

**Laserswald ✅** @lazr · Jun 02, 2018, 18:07

**Laserswald ✅** @lazr · Jun 02, 2018, 18:07

Hi everyone

**Laserswald ✅** @lazr · May 28, 2018, 02:20

**Laserswald ✅** @lazr · May 28, 2018, 02:20

Durians really really stink. Us bunch of gringos opened one and commenced freaking out

**Laserswald ✅** · Mar 31, 2018, 00:31

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**scatter//gather** @scattergather@freeradical.zone · Mar 31, 2018, 00:31

Hey, want to know a simple way you can #buylocal and support artists? Never buy another mass market greeting card again. I guarantee you there are starving artists from your state, maybe even your town, selling greeting cards on etsy which are MUCH cooler than Hallmark, for better prices. Most of them will even put together a custom variety pack for you on request! #supportyourlocalartist