I feel like I am forever eating peppermint lifesavers wrong; they don't last more than 30 seconds because I can't stop crunching them.
@viciousviscosity we must have been separated at birth, this is clearly a hereditary thing that we share.
I offer to you mah zigg, the finest ball of peppermint cool crunchworthyness. #crunchersanonymous #peppomint #mastofam #insidejokes