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roses are red
violets are blue
mete a piroca no meu cu

Chegando em casa vou botar um Zé ramalho bem alto pro meu vizinho me xingar

Um que meu irmão morava tinha até padaria mas o povo preferia ir em outra

Eu não entendo povo q mora em condomínio que tem piscina, academia, quadra e não usa nada disso

Alguém sabe oq eu faço agora? Liga pro mercado livre ou pega as encomendas em jardim primavera?

Tô loca pq se voltar tudo pra jardim primavera e eu tiver q buscar, vou pedir meu dinheiro de volta

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