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Thought you should all know that I'm a brand now. πŸ˜—

i know i'm a fast runner because my mom says i have athlete's foot 😎

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I haven't read anything for ages but just bought by . I'm only five chapters in and it's pretty intense so far. πŸ“š

Didn't manage to wake up to watch last night at 2am, but watched it this morning. So happy there's new episodes. πŸ™Š

My predictive text keeps writing "thou" instead of "you", but I'm yet to leave the suggestion in case my friends think I've turned into a pompous twat. 🧐🎩

FYI folks, #GameOfThrones spoilers will result in an instant ban!

Joking aside, if you post spoilers, please put them behind a CW. πŸ‘

I am in the UK πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ and am trying to keep connected to my πŸ” as much as possible because I know that internet service providers are required to keep a log of your web browsing history and that freaks me out :blobscream:

For a while I got sucked into again but just deleted it from my phone and reinstalled . I can only apologise to the Mastogods. :blobbowing:

Why does it make me squirm inside when people say "dab radio" instead of "D.A.B. radio" :blobdab: πŸ“»

My review of πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

β€’ There's lots of beautiful looking buildings and architecture β›ͺ

β€’ It's cool that it's a walled city (as in, it has a wall around it) 🧱

β€’ We went to a falconry and I love birds. It was great. πŸ¦‰

β€’ The people are friendly but look tired and worn out with life. πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ

Arranged a meeting for tomorrow but didn't realise the agreed meeting point was a 2.5 hour train journey away. πŸ˜₯

I love that shows you items that have been "updated" and lists the differences between what you previously read and what the article now says. :blobuwu:

This petition on the UK Government website to Revoke Article 50 just passed 1,000,000 signatures πŸŽ‰

Using as my default browser. Wish I could tick the "Disable Javascript" and "Disable Web Fonts" options but barely any websites works then.

5:50am - The cats decide they can run fast, chasing each other around the house and jumping from object to object like they're practicing parkour. They knock over numerous objects including all the pictures frames on the window ledge. I am now awake.

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