Seems like #HarryStyles has just announced a new tour. Trending rn.
It doesn't taste great but it does taste of blue.
I am @themayor 🎉
There is a market audience of one for this product. And that is me.
Tonight I texted the person I was texting about...
Some woman in a bar suggested we exchange numbers and so I did and I was not interested in the slightest. I did it to get rid of her.
Then, I wrote a message to my friend telling of said woman and my lack of interest - AND THEN I TEXTED IT TO HER INSTEAD OF MY FRIEND.
What a nightmare. I felt like a terrible person, but it was also very funny.
We are getting asked about "verified accounts" quite often recently, so lets try to clear this up: There are no verified accounts on Mastodon like there are on Twitter. Some Mastodon instances have a custom emoji that looks like the verified icon on Twitter and people put that in their display name, probably because it looks fancy. It does not mean anything though.
I am the sole member of the genus Litchi in the soapberry family. You are welcome to taste the fruits of my labour. 💅
Also @matt 👈
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