Lychee @lychee@mstdn.io
I am the sole member of the genus Litchi in the soapberry family. You are welcome to taste the fruits of my labour. Also me: @lychee 💅
- Nationality
- British 🇬🇧
- Location
- Norway 🇳🇴
- Job
- Designer 🎨
- Company
- Microsoft 👨💻
Thought you should all know that I'm a brand now. 😗
My top albums for the past week on Last.fm are very me. Probably.
Tell me; what CAN'T you buy from Clas Ohlson?!
A computer is just a miserable pile of secrets
the fediverse is basically just queers and furries and people from seattle
Well done to Lineto for buying a full page ad in which they use their fonts to give instructions about how to delete your Facebook account. 😂 #facebook #lineto #advertising #deletefacebook
Who are the people that say to themselves "What this new social network really needs is a whole load of bots to post news?" 📰 🤖
Identify yourselves! 🕵️♂️
Hello bot, nice to mute you! 🤖 #mastodon 
If you were a digital pet would you be a Tamagotchi or a cheap knock-off?
🌴 🍹 ☀ Sound of the summer ☀ 🍹 🌴
🍋 T H E L E M O N S 🍋
🎧 https://open.spotify.com/album/6hhiYw0CVwSzAtLWZFWBVw?si=ef9kepDXRqaR9-AAqpuheg
😎 🏄 🏊 🕶 👕 👙 👡 🐚 🌻 🌴 🍹 🏝 ☀ 🌞
The Midnight Organ Fight is such a beautiful album. So much emotion, lovely music, depressing lyrics (mostly).
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And fully clothed, I float away
Down the Forth, into the sea
I think I'll save suicide for another day.
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Crazy that the lead singer of the band sings about commiting suicide and ten years later is found dead, in the place he sings about.
https://open.spotify.com/album/3seqz1n9g3PIotqXUlhwap?si=M5pJwcqOSjKqfELkrVaM8A
Although I think I'd like Portugal 🇵🇹 to go through to the knockout round, the way Iran 🇮🇷 have played today must be commended. They probably deserve a draw. #worldcup ⚽️
Less is more. Specifically, fewer uses of CW would be better.
"It seems inevitable not only that advertising will make it onto WhatsApp, but also that the advertising in question will be targeted"
Get a load of this photo of me sat on a wall in Italy 🇮🇹 taken on one of my rusty film camera 📷
A year of Mastodon by @ashfurrow 🎉 https://ashfurrow.com/blog/a-year-of-mastodon-user-activity/ #mastodon
Trying to get a city bike in the morning. 😂 🚴♂️ #oslo
I really like the idea of PeerTube. Needs some design work, but the idea is good.
You don't need to know the details, but always remember to floss.
🐘 New blog post: If you could edit tweets, or What's New In Mastodon 2.4 https://medium.com/tootsuite/if-you-could-edit-tweets-e9d8cee5e69b
