★ Lychee ★ @lychee@mstdn.io

Thought you should all know that I'm a brand now. 😗

Most Weezer I am like "Yes!" but some Weezer I am like "Why?!"

All she sent me was a meme - a set of pixels on a screen.

Should #Mastodon have a time limit for toots? I like the idea that all my shit posts self-destruct after a month...

The promotional videos that #cakebrowser make are super bad and very cringe, but the product is interesting.

Giving #cakebrowser another shot as my default mobile browser... https://cakebrowser.com/

Because my posture is terrible, I ordered one of those #upright gadgets to attach to me so I can practice sitting properly and also being part cyborg. #wearables

🛸 Repeating radio bursts from outside our galaxy have been detected for the second time

https://prismo.news/posts/214 #prismo

I think my gf is addicted to #gaviscon.

I suck at #Fortnite. I always get to the final 10 people and go all kamikaze mode. NEVER SURRENDER!! *charges*

*dies*

I wondered if there were any #goth themed #mastodon instances.

If there aren't, there's a market - especially with these domains available:

goth.international
goth.training
goth.land
goth.academy
goth.school
goth.lighting
goth.energy
goth.farm
goth.science
goth.care
goth.town
goth.rehab

So many good .tlds these days.

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More things should be introduced by shouting the word "BAM!" 📢

I'm in work and click Federated Timeline and BAM! - COCK IN YOUR FACE 🔞

So much 🍆 on the Federated Timeline. #mastodon

Today's true story...

Boss: Here is your work for the next 4 months.

Me: This is boring. I am bored already.

Colleague: I agree.

Boss: 😞

Whilst #reddit is great, I'm really into seeing a federated #activitypub version being made.

You can help by giving $1 a month to #prismo on #patreon.

🔗 https://www.patreon.com/mxbx/overview

Message the creator on Patreon to get early access!

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