A cat from a neighbouring apartment block just found it's way to our apartment door.
My two (indoor) cats were like "There is someone at the door" and I told them they were being foolish, opened the door so they could see, and there was another cat sat on our doormat!
I've never seen two cats puff up more quickly. Now my cats are super curious and terrified that the strange cat that they usually just see from the window came to visit!
Seems like I am going to #Seattle in just over a week. 🇺🇸 Anyone want to come to the pinball museum with me?
I love it when #wordpress tells me "Important: before updating, back up your database and files." and I am like "NO THANKS" and just recklessly hit that Update button anyway!
Like the rumour that @Gargron is actually behind thousands of the most active accounts on .social and Eugen is a fake alias and it's actually just MySpace Tom making a comeback.
Remember when everyone had the Alexa Toolbar installed on their web browser and it collected data on Internet browsing behavior and transmitted it to the Amazon-owned website, where it was stored and analyzed?
Fast-forward 20 years and we buy speakers with Alexa built in that collect data on our lives and the voice recordings are transmitted to the Amazon-owned server, where they are stored and analyzed...
Seems like #HarryStyles has just announced a new tour. Trending rn.
I am the sole member of the genus Litchi in the soapberry family. You are welcome to taste the fruits of my labour. 💅
Also @matt 👈
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