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A friend of mine (left) and me (on da right) taking some dranks ๐Ÿป after the Pride ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ parade.

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Oslo Pride parade is a big thing. An estimated 50,000 people took part in the parade and 275,000 spectators.

What a special day. ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด

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Thought you should all know that I'm a brand now. ๐Ÿ˜—

"Marvel has announced a bumper crop of 10 new superhero productions at Comic Con."


What a load of ๐Ÿ’ฉ - superhero movies are so passรฉ.

Do you ever get thirsty, make yourself a drink, then never drink it?


I do it all the time.

I might have to fly to ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ in a week from now. That's what happens when you work for Bill Gates. ๐Ÿค

You said "send me stationary to make me horny" so I always write you letters in multi-colours. Decorating envelopes for foreplay, damn extended metaphors, I get carried away. โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ–๏ธ

If youโ€™re not a chef and you do chefโ€™s kiss in real life, actual chefs will come and beat you up

Downloading Kindergarten Cop and nobody can stop me. ๐Ÿ‘ถ ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿฟ

I used discord once when I was drunk I really have no idea what it does

Hiding boosts from my timeline. ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿšซ

I was Firefox Previewing on Android but it's tough because lack of functionality. :firefox:

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