★ Lychee ★ @[email protected]

Thought you should all know that I'm a brand now. 😗

Libre.fm is so bad. There, I said it. #librefm

I went on vacation and came back 1.5kg heavier. Is that a lot? Am I fat now? How do I lose that weight?!

I should coco.

This doesn't look good for the mighty fighting reds (or the pinks tonight). #soccer #championsleague #manutd #mufc #barcelona

I haven't read anything for ages but just bought #whofearsdeath by #nnediokorafor. I'm only five chapters in and it's pretty intense so far. 📚

Didn't manage to wake up to watch #gameofthrones last night at 2am, but watched it this morning. So happy there's new #GoT episodes. 🙊

My predictive text keeps writing "thou" instead of "you", but I'm yet to leave the suggestion in case my friends think I've turned into a pompous twat. 🧐🎩

Are you going to be watching #GameOfThrones tonight? #GoT 📺

I am in the UK 🇬🇧 and am trying to keep connected to my #VPN 🔐 as much as possible because I know that internet service providers are required to keep a log of your web browsing history and that freaks me out

For a while I got sucked into #Twitter again but just deleted it from my phone and reinstalled #Tusky. I can only apologise to the Mastogods.

Why does it make me squirm inside when people say "dab radio" instead of "D.A.B. radio" 📻

My review of #Chester 🇬🇧

• There's lots of beautiful looking buildings and architecture ⛪

• It's cool that it's a walled city (as in, it has a wall around it) 🧱

• We went to a falconry and I love birds. It was great. 🦉

• The people are friendly but look tired and worn out with life. 🧟‍♂️

Omw to #Chester 🇬🇧

Arranged a meeting for tomorrow but didn't realise the agreed meeting point was a 2.5 hour train journey away. 😥

I love that #Feedbin shows you #RSS items that have been "updated" and lists the differences between what you previously read and what the article now says.

This petition on the UK Government website to Revoke Article 50 just passed 1,000,000 signatures 🎉

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/241584

#brexit #ukpol #politics

Using #FirefoxFocus as my default #Android browser. Wish I could tick the "Disable Javascript" and "Disable Web Fonts" options but barely any websites works then.

5:50am - The cats decide they can run fast, chasing each other around the house and jumping from object to object like they're practicing parkour. They knock over numerous objects including all the pictures frames on the window ledge. I am now awake.