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Oslo Pride parade is a big thing. An estimated 50,000 people took part in the parade and 275,000 spectators.

What a special day. 🥰 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 #oslopride #pride2019 #oslo #norway 🇳🇴

Thought you should all know that I'm a brand now. 😗

Do you like #basketball more than @Basketballdude 🏀 ???

Now I own my own instance I don't know where to toot.

Seems like #HarryStyles has just announced a new tour. Trending rn.

It doesn't taste great but it does taste of blue.

I love drinking Powerade Mountain Blast because its flavoured blue and I always wondered what blue tastes like.

I thought I knew how Mastodon worked, but then I got my own instance.

I am @themayor 🎉

Just purchased some real estate on @mastohost 🤑 #mastohost

Been listening to #NTS Radio a lot these days. It's been nice. http://www.nts.live/

There is a market audience of one for this product. And that is me.

I want a pocket "radio" which is like a small MP3 player size that does DAB radio, but also accepts a sim card and does internet radio over WiFi and data and looks like a radio.

Tonight I texted the person I was texting about...

Some woman in a bar suggested we exchange numbers and so I did and I was not interested in the slightest. I did it to get rid of her.

Then, I wrote a message to my friend telling of said woman and my lack of interest - AND THEN I TEXTED IT TO HER INSTEAD OF MY FRIEND.

What a nightmare. I felt like a terrible person, but it was also very funny.

And that's the Burnley way...

#PES #ProEvolutionSoccer #pes2020 #gaming #videogames #Burnley #lazio

Matchmaking has always sucked on Pro Evo Soccer and PES2020 is no exception. I refuse to believe I'm the only person in the entire world trying to play online right now. 🤔

#pes #pes2020 #winningeleven #gaming #videogames

It's Sunday, bay-bayyyy.

Do you donate any money to your instance admin?

Also PES related; I get the impression that a gamer online is young when they do really long and tedious goal celebrations but want to skip any replays.

For me, I skip the celebrations and want to watch the cinematic replay.

#PES #PES2020 #ProEvolutionSoccer #WinningEleven ⚽ 🎮