Tonight I texted the person I was texting about...
Some woman in a bar suggested we exchange numbers and so I did and I was not interested in the slightest. I did it to get rid of her.
Then, I wrote a message to my friend telling of said woman and my lack of interest - AND THEN I TEXTED IT TO HER INSTEAD OF MY FRIEND.
What a nightmare. I felt like a terrible person, but it was also very funny.
Went to see the Gilbert and George exhibition. Many visually striking pieces, but all look like a first year art student project. Not my thing. #gilbertandgeorge
HEY EVERYONE, THE UK LEAVES THE EUROPEAN UNION TODAY! #HAPPYBREXITDAY 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧
Fuckin' geeks. #trending
Why does running a #VPN on my phone drain my battery so much more?! Makes no sense to me. Please explain.
Trying to make sure that if I buy from #Etsy that I'm buying local (no international shipping).
@reitrace A few of your older toots are really making a new impression of me now that you are Google.
THIS DOG would really appreciate it if you clicked the link below and answered a few questions.
Answers are anonymous and it's just a little research for a work project.
The daily weekday routine of:
- Dress like its a Saturday night out
- Realise its not suitable for work
- Dress down
- Realise its still not suitable for work
- Dress down again
- Go to work
Happy #Monday everybody!
I am the sole member of the genus Litchi in the soapberry family. You are welcome to taste the fruits of my labour. 💅
Also @matt 👈
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