@pisscotheque @felix Just kidding. Fed i' Verse is what the FBI's christmas carol choir group is called. 🎄 🔔

@pisscotheque @felix I thought the whole FEDiverse was a police thing. :police_light_fb: The :police_light_fb: clue :police_light_fb: is :police_light_fb: in :police_light_fb: the :police_light_fb: name. :police_light_fb:

@DissidentKitty @stux HEY! Do not insult pigs! :pig_fb: 🥓 Unless, of course, you are referring to the Pig Sherif, in which case, OKAY. 👮

If you are eligible to vote in the UK, then please do so. Make sure you are registered today! 🇬🇧

🗳️ gov.uk/register-to-vote

#ukpol #uk #unitedkingdom #britain #british #generalelection #vote #politics

A cat from a neighbouring apartment block just found it's way to our apartment door.

My two (indoor) cats were like "There is someone at the door" and I told them they were being foolish, opened the door so they could see, and there was another cat sat on our doormat!

I've never seen two cats puff up more quickly. Now my cats are super curious and terrified that the strange cat that they usually just see from the window came to visit!

:cat_fb: :cat_fb: 🐱 #cats #catdrama

"Hey what you up to? I'm just chillin' in the park" -- ☃️

Seems like I am going to #Seattle in just over a week. 🇺🇸 Anyone want to come to the pinball museum with me? :face_sunglasses_fb:

I love it when #wordpress tells me "Important: before updating, back up your database and files." and I am like "NO THANKS" and just recklessly hit that Update button anyway! :fire_fb:

@socialskeleton @lynnesbian There needs to be a 24/7 @news account with all the headlines and also a @GOSSIP account that spreads all the rumours...

Like the rumour that @Gargron is actually behind thousands of the most active accounts on .social and Eugen is a fake alias and it's actually just MySpace Tom making a comeback.

Do you like more than @Basketballdude 🏀 ???

Hey guys. Just thinking about basketball. Have a good day!

Just explained #mastodon and the #fediverse to an unnamed friend who replied with "So like if Linux was a social media platform, nice! Combining open source with autism. ♥️"

:lol_fb:

Remember when everyone had the Alexa Toolbar installed on their web browser and it collected data on Internet browsing behavior and transmitted it to the Amazon-owned website, where it was stored and analyzed?

Fast-forward 20 years and we buy speakers with Alexa built in that collect data on our lives and the voice recordings are transmitted to the Amazon-owned server, where they are stored and analyzed...

#Amazon #Alexa #AmazonAlexa #Technology #Internet

How do you measure one portion of rice? 🍚

Idk about you but following @Basketballdude is a real SLAM DUNK! :basketball_fb:

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