Matthew Skala @[email protected]

This is the device in question, and I sure hope that the guy who will be in tomorrow really knows his stuff because the manual for it is notably bad.

this is what I imagine borgelnuskies would be like if those were real

Which is more likely at this point: DDoS from Russia; DDoS from the USA; or a genuinely accidental internal fucky-wucky?

Spotted in the other place. They are not like us, there.

I'd been eating these crackers for decades before I figured out what they're supposed to look like.

steak, fries, mushroom gravy

my Web site got onto Hecker News today

corn dogs

TFW you run out of convenience stores, so you're headed to the eraser.

Case in point.

GET!!

RIP John Horton Conway

I basically operate on the assumption that in all these scenes where we come in on the middle of a conversation, they're talking about dicks.