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From this we can calculate that a sub-adult polar bear requires 1680 Big Macs per year. Isn't nature amazing!

This is the device in question, and I sure hope that the guy who will be in tomorrow really knows his stuff because the manual for it is notably bad.

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this is what I imagine borgelnuskies would be like if those were real

Which is more likely at this point: DDoS from Russia; DDoS from the USA; or a genuinely accidental internal fucky-wucky?

Spotted in the other place. They are not like us, there.

I'd been eating these crackers for decades before I figured out what they're supposed to look like.

TFW you run out of convenience stores, so you're headed to the eraser.

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