Morten J.-J. Zölde-Fejér @[email protected]
Morten Juhl-Johansen Zölde-Fejér.
Technobureaucrat with a background in humanities.
Author, Gentleman's Public License.
Joined Apr 2017
@Gina
Popular in Denmark too.
When I had a 30-hour job, I initially took a 4-day week and spent Friday with my wife, and when I became a father I went for 5 short days instead.
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*nix: everything is a file!
phone os built on *nix: lol wtf is a file
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月λ 💜
I love that there's a game on Steam called "everything" so Steam's Twitter has a tweet that says "Save 80% on everything" and they had to then clarify that they meant the game, not literally everything
It's like SQL injection but for the English language
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If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -- Naomi, age 15
@dasgeek
Definitely. I am entirely a home user, so I am not scaling or automating anything.
@Linux4Everyone
@Linux4Everyone
Always use Gnome Boxes, which is based on QEMU, I believe?
@dasgeek
@thaj Right. I have been using it to sync my local-storage diary app.
Hmmm. The Nextcloud app does not auto-upload and sync the folder I have marked for auto-upload.
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A thing you use for 10 minutes should not last for 10,000 years. And the converse is true, too: things you want to use for years should not break in minutes. And all of it should be designed for graceful re-entry into the material stream.
4/
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current dry wit levels are 32%
(32%) ■■■□□□□□□□
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@jonne He's a massive motherfucking hypocrite.
"Privacy is no longer a social norm."
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2010/jan/11/facebook-privacy
"Zuckerberg buys four new houses for, um, privacy"
https://www.cnet.com/news/zuckerberg-buys-four-new-houses-for-um-privacy/
Watch what people do. Not what they say.
Especially what they spend $30 million to do.
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Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime.
For a first offense, that is.
For a first offense, that is.
Slightly arrogant, very intelligent and very nerdy intern after event with angry client:
- This place could use some Daleks.
Me, considered by said intern to be a stuff bureaucrat:
- I would consider the Cyberman approach with full absorption into the hive mind.
*Passive resistance neutralised, critical voice silenced *
@craigmaloney
It is essentially medicinal hashtags.
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"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward"
-- William E. Davidsen
-- William E. Davidsen
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Sting, Patrick Stewart and David Lynch having lunch on the set of Dune (1983) https://atomic-chronoscaph.tumblr.com/post/190709764903/sting-patrick-stewart-and-david-lynch-having
Just had a bad case come down through the Danish consumer protection agency - a company offering short-term, high-interest loans was convicted of illegal marketing because they were basing their entire marketing effort on gambling site ads, directly feeding into the epicenter of gambling addictions.
That is some evil stuff.
Interestingly, part of the basis of the verdict was how they scooped up data to do very specific microtargeting.
Morten Juhl-Johansen Zölde-Fejér.
Technobureaucrat with a background in humanities.
Author, Gentleman's Public License.
Joined Apr 2017
