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It fills me with furious human pride that after billions of dollars of GPUs thrown at "AI", Netflix still has absolutely no idea what kind of show I might enjoy at any level more detailed than "contains moving pictures".

It's like I've won the Turing Test, but, in a terrifying Twilight Zone twist, the downside is that it turns it there ARE no shows on Netflix that I might enjoy, I already watched all five of them. Hundreds more being made each day, and they're all bad because robots write them.

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@natecull next you'll try to tell me that the protons in every nucleus are somehow prevented from repelling each other by some magical "strong force"

when we know it's obviously velcro

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I've just noticed that Jeff Miller, who maintains a list of earliest known uses of various mathematical symbols, also has a list of "ambiguously defined mathematical terms at the high school level" - jeff560.tripod.com/ambiguities
Yes, of course 'whole number' is there.

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inotifywait -e open art.jpg && s=$(stat -c %s art.jpg );h=$(($s/2));r=$((s-h)); dd if=/dev/urandom | grep -a -o -P "[\x01-\xD0]" | tr -d $'\n' | dd of=art.jpg bs=1 seek=$h count=$r # Digitally "shred" half a file after it is opened. #Banksy

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the fan in my computer just started up, suggesting that it may be 'sick of my shit'

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Your dumb JavaScript image viewer will never be better than my browser's native viewer, stop trying

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@jk

ARP-eggio

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i feel my fatal hubris is a product of no one kicking my ass in over two years

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