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้ฌผ็ฅž Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

Apparently, Tusky merged their blacklist for Gab today. So I feel it's time for another part in my little series:
"What if ALL applications were developed like Fedi apps"
Bildschirmfoto vom 2019-06-17 2โ€ฆ

Today, I had to hard reboot (unplug from the wall) my WiFi-enabled Xiaomi Air Purifier because it wasn't responding. The physical device buttons did nothing, and it also did not respond to pings, and appeared as "offline" in the official app.

Maybe it was too busy launching exploits against my LAN router or PCs. Or perhaps it was being commanded in a DDoS attack against some USA IP.

Internet of Shit.

There are only two hard problems in distributed systems:

2. Exactly-once delivery
1. Guaranteed order of messages
2. Exactly-once delivery
*cracks open battery*

*sips electrolyte fluid*
ah, alkaline batteries, they don't do them like they used to

I will fork Mastodon and replace the notification sound with :kakaotalk:

I mean... you don't call gay men mysogynistic, do you? Not everyone has to be pansexual.

I find it pretty normal and obvious why someone wouldn't want to date a trans woman or a trans man.

Impopular opinion I know. Come burn me for thinking wrong things. Lol.

People are going completely insane over a study that shows more than 80% of people are unwilling to date trans people regardless of their sexual orientation. (For example, a heterosexual cis male is generally unlikely to date a trans woman).

Ok, but, I mean, it is kinda obvious and expected isn't it? Personally, I love trans girls and boys but that's a personal preference. I don't understand why someone who doesn't like trans people as a sexual partner is transphobic.

lol twitter locked the account for "unusual behavior" and now they force me to add my phone number fucking kill me
can't wait for isis to discover mastodon and for the press to label mastodon as evil terrorist software

cant love others well if ya don't love yourself first

The year is 5019. Humans, as we know them, are long gone. The Earth is inhabited chiefly by advanced, sapient machines.

For legacy reasons, everyone's name starts with "Mozilla/5.0 (compatible;".

I found three bugs roaming around one of my windows.

One was a huge-ass mosquito, and the other two were cute little spiders.

I smashed the mosquito and flushed it down the toilet, but spared the spider's lives.

I'm one with nature.

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