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Remember when X Files was kind of creepy instead of just quaint?

@TheGibson I feel compelled to ask... How did you come to this arrangement?

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Hi, AI tech support?

Yeah, I'm worried about my AI Ethics Board.

It's smoking and the Morality Transducer is burned out. Is that normal?


Yeah the Alignment DIP switch is set to... hmm Chaotic Elon? Is that factory standard? Oh, it is since 2009? For performance. Hmm.

Well I think I'd like it to be Lawful Confucian.

No I don't have a daughterboard. So I can't run any of the Confucian modes?

Zen Enable? Not sure if... well ok (click)

It turned into a bowl of petunias.

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browsers, capitaism, Brave 

Finally! Decent weather. Warm, breezy... Flying an old timey balsa airplane with the little one.

@toilet Aw you got my hopes up. Guess it's time to watch rats again.

@toilet New music from Ghost? My search-fu must be failing again... What's it called?

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biggest downside to the Scifi Channel miniseries is that it isn't the adaptation that gave us this promo photo [partial nudity, eye contact]

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sigh.... *crumples up my latest video game concept and hurls it into the trash*

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Seriously "The Kirlian Frequency" on Netflix is one of the better pieces of animation I've seen in awhile. Short, spooky, brilliant; highly recommended.


@pounce torus torum Torah toramus torantula torant. But I got kicked out of Latin class so I could be wrong?

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Vim plugin that adds a section to your statusline telling you a better way to do the thing you just did, like with fewer key-presses or just overall less time and more efficiency.

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Prickly Questions 

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Hmm so threw together a short tarpit, a small ssh server that abuses a small detail in the RFC to tie up bots that try and brute Force connect on the standard ports 22, and 2222. Guess I'll see about integrating it with fail2ban. All those damn botters will see if they look is Never Gonna Give You Up slowly being printed. :P
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