Simple steps to be a Mastodon user:
- choose an instance
- sign in
- learn french
- learn japanese
@racuna Given the number of .jp instance users I think the order should be switched. :)
@jonathon LOL, maybe. But japanese is harder to learn than french. IMHO.
@racuna Bienvenue sur Mastodon. Bonne journée!
@racuna I have yet to see something in french. But maybe that's because I speak the language and Murphy's law.
@racuna dont forget
-set background image
-hack the css of the site so it doesnt scroll horizontally
@racuna Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo
@racuna NOT simple. BUT, ok
- first learn Japanese
- and learn French
- last learn English
Am I right?
@racuna *Learn how to cry about one another spamming your timeline
@Ronflaix I know *merde* but I don't even know how to order a beer in french
@racuna merde == shit, as well in the "poo" meaning than in the swear one.
@Ronflaix yes, I knew that, thanks to Gerard Depardieu.
@racuna Japanese is optional if you know French.
- try to sign up to mastodon.social only to find that it is closed for registrations
- choose another instance
- notify your followers on first instance
- choose yet another instance
- notify your followers on first and second instances
- follow a bunch of random people
- block cat images
- return to initial instance
- submit 4 duplicate issues to github
- follow the same people on the new instances they have move to in the meantime
@pettter my native language is spanish. I'm currently polishing my rusty english and learning portuguese.
@pettter I will, thanks
@racuna french seems difficult
- collect pictures of Trumpets
Watch the timeline and
Catch the names of toots in preferred language.
@Algot before or after learning two languages?
I'd put it at the top of the list.
@racuna Maybe then by asking those you found in your chosen language who they would recommend. (look for boosts, too)
By the way,
¡Hola! Bienvenido a Mastodon.
@racuna or use that maddafuckin kitchen english we always use elsewhere
@racuna you can remove languages from the preferences
@racuna for once it's not "learn english" ! youhou !
@racuna or install this : https://github.com/arthurlacoste/mastodon-lang-remover 👌
@racuna et apprendre l'anglais pour les francophones :grinning:
@racuna I'm learning the wrong languages then. French is on my list, but, like, after Russian and Arabic I think.
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