ruffni @[email protected]

The doctor told me I have to eat more fiber.

Q: Why did the network admin go to the restroom to diagnose connectivity problems?

A: Taking a tcpdump.

#TalesFrom4chan
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Post From 86954645 So I got a new printer recently, it's whatever cheapest new HP inkjet they sell, and noticed something called HP Instant Ink.

Apparently, it's a subscription program for free ink if you agree to pay per page on a monthly plan. What's more, the printer is already configured to handle this and will report pages printed, brick itself if you stop paying, or lock you out until the end of the bill period if you try to cancel early.

What the actual fuck? Is this what they mean when (((they))) say "you will own nothing and you will like it"?? @sjb

@CafeJunkie @digitalcourage

Regierungen war noch nie geheuer, dass Computer universelle Maschinen sind. Deshalb würden sie gern bestimmen, welche Software die Bevölkerung einsetzen darf. Dabei helfen Hersteller wie Apple, auf deren Geräten nur Apps aus einem strikt kontrollierten App-Store installiert werden können.

Cory Doctorow nannte das “The war on #generalComputation” https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Coming_War_on_General_Computation

Die #FSFE hält dagegen: https://fsfe.org/activities/upcyclingandroid/openletter.de.html

Unter Rühren wird das Pflügen wiederholt.

Anthony Rutkowski points out a renewed trend of publishing "cybersecurity" "standards" through ISO/IEC, where they are hidden behind a paywall: https://circleid.com/posts/20220513-monumental-cybersecurity-blunders

"[..] participants were stunned to learn that a standards body had developed a derivative standard for a power system and smart city data security - IEC 62351:2022 - and was charging 4450 Swiss Francs for a single user copy. "

#infosec

@ruffni @mario @Mek101 does it work for you?

https://piped.kavin.rocks/watch?v=ROqjR8b_HvQ

✨ the diversity of crypto bros lifestyle ✨

A: Did you hear the joke about the gaslighter?
B: No.
A: Yes, you have.
B: No, I don't!
A: You've literally heard it already!
B: I DON'T KNOW IT!
A: You're crazy.

(via https://twitter.com/mightbecursed/status/1525552356317753345)

Q: The NSA is building a new code-breaking supercomputer, what is this project's slogan?

A: Intel inside.

Another video I have on speed-dial as this shit repeats so often, is "Encryption: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver"
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=zsjZ2r9Ygzw

John even mentions the Clipper Chip explicitly. And also that there are 100s of alternatives to choose from (or create your own), so the criminals you'd like to stop ... guess what ... criminals break the law ... by definition ... so they'll just do it again.

Why is it always comedians that have to explain that to you as you won't listen to the experts?

Encryption may be
applied at different layers
in the storage stack

Thanks @janneke, now I can say: “I’m using the distro entirely built from a 357-byte program, and you? Is your distro bootstrapped?”

https://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/guix.git/log/?h=core-updates&id=eeba993f570483345acd59c2d8709fd5d7ee7ae7 👏

#SupplyChainSecurity #infosec #bootstrapping #Guix

Yossi Bartal (@BartalYossi): "Ich und viele andere Israelis und Palästinenser werde am Wochenende in Berlin gegen Apartheid demonstrieren. Egal, ob deutsche Politiker unsere Demos verbieten oder nicht." | 42l - nitter
https://nitter.42l.fr/BartalYossi/status/1524760488764231681#m